SSNL [cheese] thread: APRIL 2007 (nc)

[wrschultz]

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meh

50k hands and 35k hands are still short-term

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True, but I can have a 35 buyin downswing right now, and my winrate for my last 50k will still be better than for first 35k.. [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

[shpanko]

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meh

50k hands and 35k hands are still short-term

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True, but I can have a 35 buyin downswing right now, and my winrate for my last 50k will still be better than for first 35k.. [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

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knock on wood

[SpecT]

y is ur won$@sd so low?

[pdoran10]

i want to be done sucking at poker for the last two weeks.

[wrschultz]

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y is ur won$@sd so low?

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Yeah, I don't have a clue... It's been like this the whole time I've been playing nl as you can see, and I've asked tons of people... I don't really know why it is so low.

[terp]

omfg i am retiring the jesus seat on a 75/6/4 who has 4 buyins. i just don't have the patience. three biggest pots we played:

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No Limit Hold'em Cash Game
$1/$2 Blinds
6 Players
Lego Poker Hand Converter

<font color="black">Stack Sizes</font>
<font color="green">SB: $212.75</font>
<font color="green">Hero (BB): $221.85</font>
UTG: $502.45
MP: $323.45
CO: $205.45
BTN: $330.50

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($3, 6 Players)
2 folds, <font color="red">CO raises to $6</font>, BTN folds, SB calls $5, <font color="red">Hero raises to $33</font>, CO folds, SB calls $27

<font color="black">Flop:</font> 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($72, 2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $30</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $95</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $160</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $188.85</font>, SB calls all-in for $19.75
Uncalled bet of $9.10 returned to Hero

<font color="black">Turn:</font> 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($431.50, 2 Players - 2 All-In)
No Action

<font color="black">River:</font> 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($431.50, 2 Players - 2 All-In)
No Action

Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pair, Queens and Fives) and won (+$215.75)
SB had T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Fives) and lost (-$212.75)

Pot Size: $431.50 ($3 Rake)


so he rebuys for 120 and obv doubles and procedes to run sick hot. in addition to the following two hands, he makes quads TWICE: once w/KK against AA and once w/JJ against AK on an AJJxx board.

this was the first time in a long time i hadn't 3b JJ pre. i had reraised utg raiser a few times when we were deeper and i didn't realize he lost most of his stack. god, keep in mind, VILLAIN IS RETARDED.

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No Limit Hold'em Cash Game
$1/$2 Blinds
5 Players
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<font color="black">Stack Sizes</font>
<font color="green">SB: $274.35</font>
<font color="green">Hero (BB): $487.75</font>
<font color="black">UTG: $258.70</font>
CO: $321.45
BTN: $254

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($3, 5 Players)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $7</font>, 2 folds, SB calls $6, Hero calls $5

<font color="black">Flop:</font> 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($21, 3 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $8</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $34</font>, UTG folds, <font color="red">SB raises to $123</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $480.75</font>, SB calls all-in for $144.35
Uncalled bet of $213.40 returned to Hero

<font color="black">Turn:</font> K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($555.70, 2 Players - 2 All-In)
No Action

<font color="black">River:</font> 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($555.70, 2 Players - 2 All-In)
No Action

SB had 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a straight, Jack high) and won (+$278.35)
Hero had J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Jacks) and lost (-$274.35)

Pot Size: $555.70 ($3 Rake)




i remember thinking when he bet the turn...hmmm..that's not a bad card at all! the only hand in his range i lose to is 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]X[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]!!

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No Limit Hold'em Cash Game
$1/$2 Blinds
6 Players
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<font color="black">Stack Sizes</font>
SB: $212.85
BB: $200
<font color="green">UTG: $216.55</font>
<font color="green">Hero (MP): $252.55</font>
CO: $322.45
BTN: $494.85

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($3, 6 Players)
UTG calls $2, <font color="red">Hero raises to $9</font>, 4 folds, UTG calls $7

<font color="black">Flop:</font> J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($21, 2 Players)
<font color="red">UTG bets $6</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $34</font>, UTG calls $28

<font color="black">Turn:</font> 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($89, 2 Players)
<font color="red">UTG bets $14</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $209.55</font>, UTG calls all-in for $159.55
Uncalled bet of $36 returned to Hero

<font color="black">River:</font> 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($436.10, 2 Players - 2 All-In)
No Action

UTG had 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Fives) and won (+$216.55)
Hero had Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pair, Queens and Fives) and lost (-$216.55)

Pot Size: $436.10 ($3 Rake)

[SpecT]

wtsd 14 and won%@sd 35... WATCH OUT IM RUNNING SO HOT TODAY GUYS. here's 2 hands that happened within the last 5 minutes. i know they're not that bad of coolers, but all of these hands compounding together is just ridiculous. oh yes, also, im a net loser today with: two pair, three of a kinda, straight, flush. yes thats right pplz

Hero ($210.05)
SB ($196.90)
BB ($286.25)
UTG ($545.35)
MP ($217.85)
CO ($194)

Preflop: Hero is Button with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to $7</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $24</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, CO calls $17.

Flop: ($51) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
CO checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $36</font>, CO calls $36.

Turn: ($123) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
CO calls $134 (All-In), Hero calls $134.

River: ($391) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $391

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
CO has Ah Ad (two pair, aces and eights).
Hero has Kc Kh (two pair, kings and eights).
Outcome: CO wins $391. </font>


MP ($253.30)
CO ($328.58)
Hero ($197)
SB ($140.70)
BB ($345.55)
UTG ($882.25)

Hold'em, $2 BB (6 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

MP ($253.30)
CO ($328.58)
Hero ($197)
SB ($140.70)
BB ($345.55)
UTG ($882.25)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, CO calls $2, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $10</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, CO calls $8.

Flop: ($23) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
CO checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $16</font>, CO calls $16.

Turn: ($55) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
CO checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $36</font>, CO calls $36.

River: ($127) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
CO checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $89</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to $240</font>, Hero calls $46 (All-In).

Final Pot: $502

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
CO has 2c Ac (flush, ace high).
Hero has 8c 7c (flush, jack high).
Outcome: CO wins $502. </font>


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[skaffaNL]

Hey guys, I need someone to swap some money from cake poker to whatever (moneybookers, neteller, partypoker, pokerstars). I'll give you 150$ for 130$ back. PM me if u have a account on cake and can swap some.

[shpanko]

skaffa, how are the games on cake? what's the traffic like?

[Jigsaws]

Lol @ tilting maniacs in limit.

PokerStars 1/2 Hold'em (3 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Preflop: Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Button raises</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button caps</font>, Hero calls.

Flop: (8.50 SB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button caps</font>, Hero calls.

Turn: (8.25 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button caps</font>, Hero calls.

River: (16.25 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button caps</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 24.25 BB

Results below:
Hero has As Ah (full house, aces full of threes).
Button has Ts Qs (one pair, threes).
Outcome: Hero wins 24.25 BB.

PokerStars 1/2 Hold'em (5 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Preflop: Hero is MP with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, SB calls, <font color="#CC3333">BB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero caps</font>, SB folds, BB calls.

Flop: (10 SB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero caps</font>, BB calls.

Turn: (9 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero caps</font>, BB calls.

River: (17 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, BB calls $0.50 (All-In).

Final Pot: 20.25 BB

Results below:
BB has Jh As (one pair, aces).
Hero has Ah Ac (three of a kind, aces).
Outcome: Hero wins 20.25 BB.

PokerStars 1/2 Hold'em (3 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Preflop: Hero is Button with Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Hero calls.

Flop: (7 SB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, Hero calls.

Turn: (4.50 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, SB calls.

River: (8.50 BB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero caps</font>, SB calls.

Final Pot: 16.50 BB

Results below:
SB has 7d Ad (three of a kind, sevens).
Hero has Qd 9h (straight, queen high).
Outcome: Hero wins 16.50 BB.