what's your excuse for being single?

[knowledgeORbust]

[x] <font color="blue"> I'm mostly insane and self sabotage like crazy! </font>
[x]<font color="blue"> Because I'm terrified of commitment. </font>
[x]<font color="blue"> its sad but im so judgemental that within 1 minute I will rule out about 90% of women. i guess im a dick. </font>
[x]<font color="blue"> If I like them, they don't like me, and if they like me, I don't like them. </font>
[x]<font color="blue"> I like to wait for the girl to just about fall into my lap. It's alot easier to get away with the [censored] i pull when you know just how much they like you. </font>

Also: I'm introverted, shy, and self conscious about having braces (almost done with that.)

[keepitreal]

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um skinny enough/just healthy enough...although the hips just make me uncomfortable...and ewwwwww boobies!

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YGOS?

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never seen that acronym, but: s. the boob comment was a joke.

[oddjob]

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are you asking why not married, or why no GF [and not married]?

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i think the title pretty much explains it all.

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[x] Scared of ladies

[holdme]

there is no excuse for being single

[NajdorfDefense]

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are you asking why not married, or why no GF [and not married]?

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i think the title pretty much explains it all.

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It doesn't.

[siccjay]

Because girls are the devil.

The are flaky, insane, moody, scandalous, and weird.

[Scotty.]

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If I like them, they don't like me, and if they like me, I don't like them.

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sums it up pretty well

[gisb0rne]

Reality never lives up to fantasy, and I grew up with distorted notions of romance obtained through stupid sci-fi novels and TV and movies. My parents divorce as a teenager and my failure to get a job at McDonalds probably contributed as well. Thus I'm now 32 and have never even been on a date, asked any woman on a date, or kissed a woman. I'll probably die in the same condition unless I recieve massive amounts of counseling.

[Alobar]

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Because girls are the devil.

The are flaky, insane, moody, scandalous, and weird.

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but they have an internal temperature of 98.6 degrees and secrete a fluid like substance from their vagina that allows for repeated thrusting of my penis.