Favorite thing to say when someone bitches : "You sucked out"

[sokiraJ]

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I usually go with NBA Jam sound effects (HEATING UP!, MONSTER JAM!, RAZZLE DAZZLE) or complete nonsense (IM JK ROWLING, BITCH!)

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I lol'd and hard. NH

[MiltonFriedman]

Thanks. I was trying to think of what obscenity it was supposed to be.

[Lurker.]

"OUTPLAYED"

[LGs0pHT]

Okay I remember a sorta funny situation where I was on the button and had 79s. Everbody folded to me so I steal-raised, and after thinking a bit, the SB called and the BB called.

Flop came 8TJ offsuit which was rather good. Thus I just called when the SB potted and the BB folded. Turn came blank and the SB potted again. So finally came the river, another J. Of course I didn't like that, because he could have filled up. Surprisingly he checked, so I pushed for the rest of his chips and he instacalled, showing AJ. When he saw my 79 he said: "This is the biggest Joke I have ever seen". I replied "You have to play tighter against guys like me." A couple of hands later, I had AA on the button and raised again, he called again. Board came Q93 with a couple of spades, and he checked, I potted, and he pushed All-In. I thought maybe he has a set, but he could have been on tilt and would probaly do it with TJ AQ JJ and TT, so I called, and he showed KK, but couldn't hit another K on later streets. So when I showed him aces I said "That's definately not tight enough" which made him tilt away a lot of money this evening.

[BadMoFu]

The "I had pot outs" or "I had impiled pot outs" (impiled is not a typo) is a good way to make even the calmest opponent start berating you.
But in reality 75% of ppl I tell it to on 2/4NL get very serios and say "no you didn't".

Also, I liked the "Insert more coins to continue". Ill def use that when I sit out HU vs a shortstacker.

[oscillator]

i like the guilt trip route.

type in their name

"what"

dude, i think its pretty shtty that you didnt say nh...

that usually starts a fun conversation

[Chilltown]

"For more information on the crack spider's bitch..."

I confuse my opponents.

[quirkasaurus]

LOL at all of these. My personal favorite:

You should rebuy.

[Shizzle12345]

I was once playing, pretty mediocre session. I was about to quit when some huge idiot said he wanted to play hu (just shoved his min4bet allin and he cursed because i had aces). So i thoughtwhy not? Was playing 25NL at the time.. So he said he wanted to play 50NL ( i had about 600).. well again why not? And i doubled my roll an hour later lol.

[F. McSimmons]

DID I DOO THATTT