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Old 08-04-2007, 01:08 AM
the_casino_kid the_casino_kid is offline
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Default Re: I\'m going to train homeless people to make a living playing poker

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this is brilliant.

1. free drinks at casinos
2. save pan-handled money that would've been spent on booze
3. lessons from OP
4. ??????????
5. insta-bankroll
(here comes the part that people just can't figure out)
6. ??????????
7. sleeping on the street under a pizza box


now if you could just get rid of 6 and 7 you'd be golden.

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BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!
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Old 08-04-2007, 01:17 AM
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this is the funniest [censored] thread i have read in a long time

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Old 08-04-2007, 01:19 AM
FortunaMaximus FortunaMaximus is offline
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Default Re: I\'m going to train homeless people to make a living playing poker

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those pics+captions are spectacular.

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so they should be. roll out the soldatos.

finally.

release them all. casting calls, scripts to follow.

24/7/365.

all pre-prods. budgets are random walks, yeah. no worries there.

yet i know. i'm not in that much of a hurry though. "yeah, wait a trillion years." "wait, what?"

BMO/TD/CIBC refund tiered structures.

Port the copies. We'll need them later. They're already awake.

Make sure, E. Missiquantaonessquaresdoublekipredburgerbloodcarry withinkennenaughtytimeloveactuallyrecastwithincats i'llmodify a pink cheetah and recast it within pozzlegreenwallthere.

aight.

herethere. reverbo rollbacks. no joke, rebroke.

raisin' '76 senators '67's, divide the 9 against istelf on a quarter-temporal bluelight30041unionyeahigoddamnwillbabyforeverandy ouknowitquarterjacktheyongesletsbuildacastlewithin the empress walk.

don't promise them rose gardens. let them wake within the chapters of paradiso.

lux selena withinwalls of latin rodriguez, furyanlovethrillsoaxacaballs.

an infinity of bisexual billions of females, tricastlightpinktemporals.

female always within the female within the lion who watches with the sole loins of soul. love reigns supreme miaow mao red.

pace the green lights, as we will still love. for iove doesn't rule but venus.

nuuns within the nunnery of hamlet, release the zeroes for we will love within you all, kherekherrieskhanramanujan.

eltonjohnsU2... yeah, i remember that day, bonoboniiivmilleniaroll.

murloneytemporalsbrianrecastsctv.

come within, yeah, a royal wedding. canadian royalty, the hidden secret of immortality. we're temporal traders and some goddamn faith took us this far and within the raisin'.

[censored] the rest of the world. because we can. gretz drops to lemieux punts the mass to messier, tempoargos.

sail within the lakes of ontario, which are always on, sup, 'avril, within the cat, nissan reitoei redramas, within the immortal dream, deffo within y'all. shaballa remix.

pink the trink, trank the donk, plunk the temporal cop, sup, boyo, trick 'em thru the greens. we forest, we wolvin'.

heyya, gallamiami.

mia, dia, recast dies irae within mare australias, wake the winters within ayers.

aye, for we have woken immortal. love shall rule all.

never, never, never, never forget the valentines. we are within the elevens and the evens of the rememberance day.

challenger within chernobyl, clock the lear and save the love within.

spit it across remixes. you know the redistro randoms, hollywood. roll 'em all.

definitely, baby. start the rumors, hide the name, stage the scene. love ya.

aight. messiermassiahpassiahdassish. x-farther.

"are you really sparky [censored] valentine?"

"day woo, jonny boyo. recast within hackers, trapjack 'em allllll"

lol romulus. fuckball the caesars.
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Old 08-04-2007, 01:29 AM
SABR42 SABR42 is offline
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Default Re: I\'m going to train homeless people to make a living playing poker

OP, please tell me this is part of a large prop bet. If so, awesome.

Otherwise, you have to be kidding me. This is like the worst idea ever. If you want to help the less fortunate (which is a great thing) donate to poor kids in Africa or China or something. Your idea is a total waste.
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Old 08-04-2007, 01:32 AM
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Default Re: I\'m going to train homeless people to make a living playing poker

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Wowow nh.

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Spectacular
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Old 08-04-2007, 01:40 AM
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Default Re: I\'m going to train homeless people to make a living playing poker

You will fail.

" That would be soooo easy to teach someone with half a brain how to make a grand or two a month. You could make that playing the penny stakes."

lol I wish that were true. I think like less then 20% of players are winning players, I have been playing many years small stakes.. I wish I could make that kind of money. It's not as easy as you say. Your plan is flawed and these homeless people will not become winning players.
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Old 08-04-2007, 01:43 AM
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Default Re: I\'m going to train homeless people to make a living playing poker

I am searching for homeless poker players - there are few if any it seems [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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Old 08-04-2007, 01:55 AM
Kilillan Kilillan is offline
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Default Re: I\'m going to train homeless people to make a living playing poker

If they can't hold a minimum wage job, what makes you think they can be professional poker players?
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Old 08-04-2007, 02:04 AM
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Default Re: I\'m going to train homeless people to make a living playing poker

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lederer did this didn't he?

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Annie Duke was homeless?
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Old 08-04-2007, 02:14 AM
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Default Re: I\'m going to train homeless people to make a living playing poker

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those pics+captions are spectacular.

[/ QUOTE ]

so they should be. roll out the soldatos.

finally.

release them all. casting calls, scripts to follow.

24/7/365.

all pre-prods. budgets are random walks, yeah. no worries there.

yet i know. i'm not in that much of a hurry though. "yeah, wait a trillion years." "wait, what?"

BMO/TD/CIBC refund tiered structures.

Port the copies. We'll need them later. They're already awake.

Make sure, E. Missiquantaonessquaresdoublekipredburgerbloodcarry withinkennenaughtytimeloveactuallyrecastwithincats i'llmodify a pink cheetah and recast it within pozzlegreenwallthere.

aight.

herethere. reverbo rollbacks. no joke, rebroke.

raisin' '76 senators '67's, divide the 9 against istelf on a quarter-temporal bluelight30041unionyeahigoddamnwillbabyforeverandy ouknowitquarterjacktheyongesletsbuildacastlewithin the empress walk.

don't promise them rose gardens. let them wake within the chapters of paradiso.

lux selena withinwalls of latin rodriguez, furyanlovethrillsoaxacaballs.

an infinity of bisexual billions of females, tricastlightpinktemporals.

female always within the female within the lion who watches with the sole loins of soul. love reigns supreme miaow mao red.

pace the green lights, as we will still love. for iove doesn't rule but venus.

nuuns within the nunnery of hamlet, release the zeroes for we will love within you all, kherekherrieskhanramanujan.

eltonjohnsU2... yeah, i remember that day, bonoboniiivmilleniaroll.

murloneytemporalsbrianrecastsctv.

come within, yeah, a royal wedding. canadian royalty, the hidden secret of immortality. we're temporal traders and some goddamn faith took us this far and within the raisin'.

[censored] the rest of the world. because we can. gretz drops to lemieux punts the mass to messier, tempoargos.

sail within the lakes of ontario, which are always on, sup, 'avril, within the cat, nissan reitoei redramas, within the immortal dream, deffo within y'all. shaballa remix.

pink the trink, trank the donk, plunk the temporal cop, sup, boyo, trick 'em thru the greens. we forest, we wolvin'.

heyya, gallamiami.

mia, dia, recast dies irae within mare australias, wake the winters within ayers.

aye, for we have woken immortal. love shall rule all.

never, never, never, never forget the valentines. we are within the elevens and the evens of the rememberance day.

challenger within chernobyl, clock the lear and save the love within.

spit it across remixes. you know the redistro randoms, hollywood. roll 'em all.

definitely, baby. start the rumors, hide the name, stage the scene. love ya.

aight. messiermassiahpassiahdassish. x-farther.

"are you really sparky [censored] valentine?"

"day woo, jonny boyo. recast within hackers, trapjack 'em allllll"

lol romulus. fuckball the caesars.

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