once again, i will get you laid via myspace - nominations thread

[snagglepuss]

freaking fabulous!

[pennpal]

Rick
20
Philadelphia

I need to get laid because I just broke up with my girlfriend of 3 years. What sex we had was infrequent and unenjoyable, I won't get into gory details. I've been out of the game for a while and my would-be rebound girl turned out to be ridiculous prude, all the while my ex is banging some mouthbreather she met bartending that she must have force fed enough alcohol to disguise the fact that she's a vapid soul-sucking whore. I want to believe I'm outgoing enough to get laid, but I have no idea where to start.

I'd also be a good choice because no matter what the results I'd write some hilarious MSP aided trip reports, past examples of which are linked below.


pictures of me
me
sexy

resume
I Dream of Patrik
Bookstore Beat
An Elaborate Beat

[iron81]

Oh, [censored]

[minnesotasam]

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Rick
20
Philadelphia

I need to get laid because I just broke up with my girlfriend of 3 years. What sex we had was infrequent and unenjoyable, I won't get into gory details. I've been out of the game for a while and my would-be rebound girl turned out to be ridiculous prude, all the while my ex is banging some mouthbreather she met bartending that she must have force fed enough alcohol to disguise the fact that she's a vapid soul-sucking whore. I want to believe I'm outgoing enough to get laid, but I have no idea where to start.

I'd also be a good choice because no matter what the results I'd write some hilarious MSP aided trip reports, past examples of which are linked below.


pictures of me
me
sexy

resume
I Dream of Patrik
Bookstore Beat
An Elaborate Beat

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Pretty sure your roommate PM'd me on here this past semester when I said I go to Penn.. You guys set up that web site right?

Anyway, getting laid at Penn is not hard at all, assuming you're social. You have a good/any fake ID?

[pennpal]

I helped him set up the site, and nope, no fake, although I'd pay very good money for one

[minnesotasam]

I know a kid who made them last semester, I'll see if he's still doing it. NSO is like 3 weeks away, its almost impossible to not get laid if you're social and not horribly awkward. Hope your posts are indicative of your real life sense of humor..

[Squattage]

Name: Adam
Age: 18
Location: Lakeside, California


I am still a virgin even though ridiculously attractive and buff. Oh, and I am tworooks.

[React1oN]

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Name: Adam
Age: 18
Location: Lakeside, California


I am still a virgin even though ridiculously attractive and buff. Oh, and I am tworooks.

[/ QUOTE ]wait wah?

[pennpal]

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I know a kid who made them last semester, I'll see if he's still doing it. NSO is like 3 weeks away, its almost impossible to not get laid if you're social and not horribly awkward. Hope your posts are indicative of your real life sense of humor..

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I'd like to think so, though this is my first NSO as a free man. It's been a damn long time since I've done the whole "going out to get ass" thing. I'm hoping NSO is the sexual mecca everyone says it is, although if I thought that was a sure shot I wouldn't be applying for this :/

[minnesotasam]

NSO has been good to me in the past, I very highly doubt this year will be any more difficult. Just go out every night, find big parties, attack drunk girls, be a charming upper classman, etc.

Then make good MSPaints for BBV4L obv.