Ask me about the hooker that just left

[guids]

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wow you guys are all such nit losers in oot. [censored] a hooker would prolly be the best thing most of you could do.

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ya, but Im sure you can attest, when its all you [censored], its pretty pathetic.

[bernie]

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Can me and 2 friends get a hooker and split up the half hour between us to make it cheaper? We wouldn't need even 10 minutes each let alone an entire half hour.

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can either of you get passed teh fact that one of you is going 2nd?

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They could both go at the same time...

b

[Fedorfan]

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I think the point most of the anti-prostitute crowd is missing is...You don't pay a hooker for sex, you pay her to leave afterwards. Sometimes you just want quality sex and not all the attendant baggage that comes along with banging a non-pro. This is why every type of guy does it, from celebrites and CEOs etc. You know you're gonna get what you want and you know you won't have to deal with anything else. For those times when you just want to bust a nut in a woman, a worthwhile service is being offered. The menu reads: "You can do me and know there is no danger of coming home to a bunny boiling on your stove."

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QFT

I've yet to directly pay for sex myself, however, i don't see why so many people on here see it so negatively.

How is meeting a drunk girl at a bar, tagging her while your both wasted and wont remember much etc... better then paying for sex? Or is it that most of the people who think prostitution is so pathetic also honestly look down on one night stands and casual sex in general? At heart Americans are still very puritanical it seems...

I can think of two reasons why I've never paid for sex, I'm still young and am generally pretty happy with my results when i go out... The other reason being I've yet to come across a smoking hot 9 that i could pay to have a great night with.

Those that say what about STDs? I'd bet that your chance of getting a std while using a condom with a prostitute is in line with others risks you take in life without even thinking much about. However, if your going after the nasty drugged out [censored] that you find on the streets in bad neighborhoods, then maybe that's not true.

[MitchL]

Though paying for sex has its benefits it has its drawbacks too. The girl is a stranger so a # of scenarios can present themselves. Here are a few.

1. Hooker is a drug addict and either
a) on drugs and sketched out at time of meeting or
b) Needing money for a fix so shifty and/or possible thief
2. Hooker is alcoholic and therefore drunk and annoying.
3. Hooker is new and therefore shy, uncomfortable or lacks experience.
4. Hooker thinks you are taking a long time to cum and pressures you to hurry (this ruins experience entirely.)

All these are real possibilities, so your drama problems are not solved by resorting to prostitutes, but I will still take a prostitute over a bar [censored] any day of the week.

[southerndog]

Why would people take the time to berate this guy?

The title of the thread says it all.

OP, were u bad on her face?

[marty_palin]

I'm always amazed how hookers charge what they do. Firstly they lay there like they are dead and cant wait to go. Secondly they count your money like you are trying to shortchange them and finally they will rob anything that isnt nailed down from you.

Customer service FTW

[XXXNoahXXX]

I just realzed that:





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[RacersEdge]

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Though paying for sex has its benefits it has its drawbacks too. The girl is a stranger so a # of scenarios can present themselves. Here are a few.

1. Hooker is a drug addict and either
a) on drugs and sketched out at time of meeting or
b) Needing money for a fix so shifty and/or possible thief
2. Hooker is alcoholic and therefore drunk and annoying.
3. Hooker is new and therefore shy, uncomfortable or lacks experience.
4. Hooker thinks you are taking a long time to cum and pressures you to hurry (this ruins experience entirely.)

All these are real possibilities, so your drama problems are not solved by resorting to prostitutes, but I will still take a prostitute over a bar [censored] any day of the week.

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Basically, these can be eliminated by reading something like online like TER (look it up). Seriously don't use CL to find a girl.

[moayer]

no pics? f'n weak

[revots33]

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did she have a heart of gold?

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i laughed [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]