My home casino

[Catch of the Day]

Dude, I am pretty sure that this thread is a joke...Mr. Serious.

Catch0

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Unfortunately tworooks has no idea of why we older (wiser) guys are laughing at this idea.


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This is perhaps one of the dumber things on this thread.

[jedi]

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I predict this will become the greatest topic of all time.

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This thread has a loooong way to go before it beats the Pattern Map thread. However, I think this has the makings of an instant classic.

[TStoneMBD]

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unfortunately i would probably have to sell drinks, because the tables wouldnt be huge rake makers

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why not just avoid the whole poker thing and get into the liquor business then? most people have to get proper licensing to sell liquor, but since youre only 17 you wont have to worry about all of that.

[Arsene Lupin III]

Please excuse my tone, but you are an idiot. This usually goes away with age, but just in case you're predisposed to not becoming less of an idiot like everyone else, let me tell you one thing:

If you go through with this, you will be an even bigger idiot.

If you have this much enthusiasm for making money, why not DO IT LEGALLY? Word spreads quick about this kind of stuff and you're opening yourself to legal and financial liabilities.

You are assuming the following:
1. You won't get robbed
2. The police will never come
3. You will recoup your initial costs
4. You won't get beaten up
5. Everyone will behave themselves (alcohol, fighting)

I could continue, but I don't really feel I need any more examples for someone who is trying to start an underground club by getting potential clients on an INTERNET MESSAGE BOARD! GO GO GO GO!

Don't be an idiot.

[warewulf]

What kind of chips are you getting? I want to go the night you open and get 300 $1 chips. I figure if the place gets raided and I have the only 300 that didn't get taken, I could possibly have a gold mine!! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[Arsene Lupin III]

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What kind of chips are you getting? I want to go the night you open and get 300 $1 chips. I figure if the place gets raided and I have the only 300 that didn't get taken, I could possibly have a gold mine!! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Yeah, but there will be no collector value for chips from some 16 year old's home game, especially if it stays open for a grand total of 2 days. I'd just keep a few for humor value, in that case.

[KilgoreTrout]

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What kind of chips are you getting?

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I'd like to know this so I can buy some off the same internet site and bring my own freeroll to your casino.

[Kellermann]

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woohoo, 3rd highest viewed thread in recent "home poker" history. keep the replies coming

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Just to add a note about this. This thread reached the topic of our Danish irc poker channel. (#poker.dk on Quakenet).

Btw your whole project is just a teenage illusion and it's ok to have those when you're 17. But start playing poker or get into legit business instead.

[abohlig]

TwoRooks,

Update us all. We are on the edge of our seats to see what the outcome of your little enterprise is.

I think that from the responses it is pretty easy to tell what most would suggest you do......nothing.

What have you decided to do?

AB