What's the funniest 1-liner you've heard after a hand?

[mce86]

The infamous.. "I put you on (insert any hand that beats my hand)"
Then why did you keep calling?

[Jigsaws]

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Best one-liner came from a guy who's SN was OMGPOKAR!!1! (Cake poker, lols). Every time he got sucked out on he would just type OMGPOKAR!!1!! in the chat. Very hilarious.

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That rocks. I think my next SN will be ThatsPokerForYa.

[the_dal_kid]

After my buddy "jiggy" put a beat on a guy and the guy was leaving the table:

"I'll see you later jiggy... UNLESS YOU DIE FIRST!!"

[Diamond Lie]

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what are the other ones?

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[steinarne]

i was playing 0,10 0,20 nl and one guy sucked out aces with kings. The guy with the aces yells at the guy for not folding kings. he said "if you cant fold kings at these limit's you will be losing" talking like its a 10 20 table. At least i found it funny

[kemystery]

after player calls 100 BB triple reraise OOP and rivers a one card straight w 47s vs. AA and KK, the guy that then says in chat: "nh"

[The_Taj]

after this dude puts like a 1 outer on a guy he yells across the room to his friend "hey (insert friend name)! I just kicked this guys ass for like $200!!!"

.........surprised he didnt get murdered on the spot lol

[breitling996]

the best is when u trap someone for all their chips slowplaying aces... then suck out and chime in with "thats what u get for slow playing aces".... baby punching ensues..

[shipitkthx]

Live 2/5 game. I raise UTG with TT, old guy 2 to my left calls, folds around to bb who calls. Flop is AKT, bb checks, i bet, old guy to my left raises, bb calls, i shove, old guy calls the allin, bb says "guess my AJ is no good" and folds. Turn is an ace, I flip over my tens full, old guy keeps his cards face down. River is a meaningless five. 10-15 seconds go by, old guy flips over the case T..i still think i've won the pot, 15-20 seconds go by as he slowly flips over his other card...the case A for aces full. At this point im so shocked by the way this went down that I fail to realize how ridiculous his slowroll was. A few minutes later i hear him talking to the guy next to him, and his exact words are "i dunno what he's so pissed about, i couldn't put him on that, who the **** raises TT utg?" I then spill my drink all over myself as he finishes racking up his chips and leaves the casino.

[shipitkthx]

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the best is when u trap someone for all their chips slowplaying aces... then suck out and chime in with "thats what u get for slow playing aces".... baby punching ensues..

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I say this every time I suckout on slowplayed aces.