beat: softest table i've ever encountered and all were bible-humpers

[Squareview]

god talk at poker table is unreal. how did u last 4 hrs...

God exists (G) God does not exist (~G)
Living as if God exists (B) +∞ (heaven) −N (none)
Living as if God does not exist (~B) −∞ (hell) +N (none)

[isapistola]

just reading this thread makes me angry. dont come knocking on my door telling me about your imaginary friend! if i want to be saved ill ask for it ok?

[BowToYourSensei]

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If there were just one choice for a god, I'd agree with you, but given that we have thousands of different religions and the possibility that choosing the wrong one will just piss off the other, true god, I don't know what to think. I'm inclined to believe that the true god would react more favorably in the afterlife to someone who just didn't believe in anything than someone who actively believed in the false god (bastard!). therefore, we should hedge our bets by not believing in anything.

[/ QUOTE ]Actually I think the best way would be to put all the religions on a dartboard, blindfold yourself, and trust god to aim your dart at the right religion.

Someone should do it and let me know the result. I'll convert with you. I trust that god would not let someone lie to me about such an important matter.

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flip for gods?

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i got vishnu

[ImsaKidd]

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dont come knocking on my door telling me about your imaginary friend!

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I love this description tbh.

"So you're saying theres a magical man in the sky? And he has a special set of things you can and cannot do?"

I LOL every time.

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If there were just one choice for a god, I'd agree with you, but given that we have thousands of different religions and the possibility that choosing the wrong one will just piss off the other, true god, I don't know what to think. I'm inclined to believe that the true god would react more favorably in the afterlife to someone who just didn't believe in anything than someone who actively believed in the false god (bastard!). therefore, we should hedge our bets by not believing in anything.

[/ QUOTE ]Actually I think the best way would be to put all the religions on a dartboard, blindfold yourself, and trust god to aim your dart at the right religion.

Someone should do it and let me know the result. I'll convert with you. I trust that god would not let someone lie to me about such an important matter.

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flip for gods?

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i got vishnu

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i'll go with kali, of indiana jones and the temple of doom fame.

[holdme]

important psa: being an atheist does not make you cool. more to come at 11.

[John N]

Im happy I live in Europe, where you do not get annoyed by peoople trying to convert you

Life in Europe is actually getting more pleasurable for each day

[Gildwulf]

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Im happy I live in Europe, where you do not get annoyed by peoople trying to convert you

Life in Europe is actually getting more pleasurable for each day

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Ya, noone in Europe has ever tried to convert anyone

[John N]

nah never, dont believe those awful history books taking about crusades, its fake i tell ou, FAKE!

[glimmertwin]

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Im happy I live in Europe, where you do not get annoyed by peoople trying to convert you

Life in Europe is actually getting more pleasurable for each day

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Ya, noone in Europe has ever tried to convert anyone

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They used to try, but we shipped 'em all off to America for the WIN!