Bounty on Humberto's Shark

[grdred944]

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video is a must here...he'd be like...it's huuummmbbeerrtt...nnnnoooo....

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Ohh I think a good news report from card player, pokerwire, pokernews..ect would be just fine too. Obv prefer the vid.. but just knowing that the shark is killed would give enough gratification to most of us I think.

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True. I'll mod my bounty on that f'ing shark. If it is reported and a name is given in the poker media I will kick in my $100 without the need for video.

[Dids]

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while i find this funny, and hate the goddamn shark, and well, humberto as well, it really can't be OK to offer money for the destruction of someone's property on this forum, even if you're sorta kinda joking.

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Yeah, the mod part of me says that this thread is a bad idea.

The part of me that's human wants to see that shark die real bad though.

[grdred944]

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I think they would love it and you may make Play of the day on ESPN [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Right. I agree that it should not be some random Lee Harvey Oswald taking out the chark. But if you happen to be at the same table as him and he puts the chark in you face and you grab it and toss it across the Rio, you will not be charged with a misdemeanor. At worst, the TD will give you 20 minutes.

[Ontario_Tory]

LOL Donkaments on HSP netted what - $20k + for charity?

I think a shark-hostage-taking, with the ransom being Humberto matches what 2+2 collects for charity, could be fun.

Of course we return the shark in little pieces after bashing it with a sledgehammer...

[Nicok7]

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LOL Donkaments on HSP netted what - $20k + for charity?

I think a shark-hostage-taking, with the ransom being Humberto matches what 2+2 collects for charity, could be fun.

Of course we return the shark in little pieces after bashing it with a sledgehammer...

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Great Thread, and best idea so far!

[T-God]

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while i find this funny, and hate the goddamn shark, and well, humberto as well, it really can't be OK to offer money for the destruction of someone's property on this forum, even if you're sorta kinda joking.

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Yeah, the mod part of me says that this thread is a bad idea.

The part of me that's human wants to see that shark die real bad though.

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Dids4mod

+100 for me if I can see it

[MattSuspect]

I am trying to decide to play today's 5k event, or sweat Shawns final table, so I can scream Humberto every time he loses. I have been practicing my impression and it's pretty spot on.

[professormike]

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I am trying to decide to play today's 5k event, or sweat Shawns final table, so I can scream Humberto every time he loses. I have been practicing my impression and it's pretty spot on.

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You could also find a way to steal the shark and kill it.

[isapistola]

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I am trying to decide to play today's 5k event, or sweat Shawns final table, so I can scream Humberto every time he loses. I have been practicing my impression and it's pretty spot on.

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ill quote myself from this thread.

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$20 for doing an impression of him in his face when he busts out of a tournament (on tape obv).

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[jaroot]

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I think this thread was probably inspired by Joe Sebok talking on Pokerwire podcast the other day about how Humberto taunted him with the shark and what a douchebag he was and how if it had been a televised thing he would have broken the shark.

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You are spot on sir. Although ever since last year when he was doing it at the WSOP ME I've wanted to see that CHARK destroyed.

I do think it should ONLY be done if provoked though. If he shoves it in your face and screams HUMBERRRRRRRRTOOOO, you should have the right to snap it up and demolish it I think.

Also I think any bounty proceeds should go directly to charity. Maybe Bad beat on Cancer or something? That way we know for sure that the person who does this does it out of hatred for Humberto's chark and not just for the money.

Running Tally (~$631)
jaroot: $20
grdred944: $100 *$If on video*
21SuicideKing21: $20
Witzo: $20 *If you rub on your sack and kiss him with it*
isapistola: $20
Wolverine: $10 *If Brandi does it*
ipp147: $50 *$100 if on video*
RoundTower: $50 *$100 if on video*
Josem : $20 *video
_And1_ : $50 *+$50 addl' for video +$50 for espn coverage
bigdaddydrew : $1.00
Jackal69 : $50 if deformed with cigarette lighter
BostonMetro : $20 if stomped on then make attempt to violate it (Sick)
T-God : $100