Ask My Neighbor about being a Ninja.

[Worm75]

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ninja please

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LOL

[Worm75]

Eddie: "All of them. I particularly like using a rolled up magazine. Vanity Fair is very effective. Just jab it quickly into their throat."

HIIIIYYYAAAA!!!

This is quickly becoming one of my favorite threads

[LuckOfTheDraw]

My favorite part so far:

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Me: "How many five year olds could you take out?" (Here I had to spend some time explaining all the rules.)

Eddie: "That is a very interesting philosophical question. Let me get back to you on that one. I'll need to do some calculations."

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[LuckOfTheDraw]

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This is like a [censored] up version of Carlos Castaneda's The Teachings of Don Juan: A Yaqui Way of Knowledge. If Eddie doesn't take the OP under his wing and teach him ninjutsu I'll feel ripped off.

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Awesome reference. I read some of this about 7 years ago and just recently wanted to reread it but I couldn't remember the name. Thanks.

[starvs]

Who actually employees ninjas? Did he work for the a government, a secret society, or was it just some vigilante thing?

[rageotones]

this is gold regardless of if it is real or not.

also, did/does he ever use "i'm a ninja" as a pick-up line? if yes, results?

[john voight]

Questions:

Anything he ever regrets not doing?
Did he do special training to be ninja? (What was hardest part?)
Who is the best ninja he has ever come in contact with?
Does he like Akira Kurosawa movies?

[gol4pro]

instead of how many 5 years olds.... try "how many 50 year olds" and see if his response is any different.

And also... does he use his ninja skills to hunt for food?

And also... how exactly does one make a living being a ninja? bounty hunting?

[eddietheninja]

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this is gold regardless of if it is real or not.

also, did/does he ever use "i'm a ninja" as a pick-up line? if yes, results?

[/ QUOTE ] Use is all the time. Results: Maaaaad pussy.

[SpaceAce]

I so badly want this to be real. I want this to be real the way I wanted Santa Clause to be real.

SpaceAce