Official May Thread: General [censored] Thread

[-Skeme-]

It seemed like you were up on most tables. What happened?

[DJ Sensei]

so far may is off to a bad start... but i will be crushing soon!

[-Skeme-]

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so far may is off to a bad start... but i will be crushing soon!

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[Tickner]

Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $215.40
BB: $513.47
<font color="black">UTG: $469.20</font>
MP: $238.45
CO: $22.95
<font color="black">Hero (BTN): $246.65</font>

<font color="black">Reads: </font>ok so villain is 44/22 here. Notice this new feature? Cool eh?

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (6 Players)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $7</font>, 2 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $24</font>, 2 folds, UTG calls $17

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($51) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
UTG checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $38</font>, UTG calls $38

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($127) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
UTG checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $89</font>, UTG calls $89

<font color="black">River:</font> ($305) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">UTG bets $97</font>, Hero calls all-in for $95.65
Uncalled bet of $1.35 returned to UTG

Pot Size: $496.30 ($3 Rake)

UTG had K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a straight Nine to King) and WON ( $246.65)
Hero had Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Queens) and LOST (-$246.65)



New READS feature on the converter. Figure it helps to promote people giving reads on hands they post and also thought it'd be cool to add.

[stigmata]

Woot -6k on day one of the month. Tilted for the first time in months. On life tilt right now, i'm buying a house and the sale has been really difficult &amp; stressfull. So in total i'm down like -110k for the month.

busto here i come, honestly feel a bit burnt out with it all.

WTF is PXF?

[tagtastic]

I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] making big calls vs. crazies.


Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $2/$4 Blinds - 2 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

<font color="black">tagtastic (BB): $1104</font>
SB: $1060.10

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> tagtastic is dealt 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB raises to $12</font>, tagtastic calls $8

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($24) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
tagtastic checks, <font color="red">SB bets $24</font>, tagtastic calls $24

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($72) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
tagtastic checks, <font color="red">SB bets $32</font>, <font color="red">tagtastic raises to $168</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $304</font>, tagtastic calls $136

<font color="black">River:</font> ($680) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
tagtastic checks, <font color="red">SB bets $680</font>, tagtastic calls $680

Pot Size: $2040 ($0.50 Rake)

SB had 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (King Nine high) and LOST (-$1020)
tagtastic had 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pair, Sixes and Fives) and WON ($1018)






Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $2/$4 Blinds - 2 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

BB: $804.10
<font color="black">tagtastic (SB): $677.50</font>

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> tagtastic is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">tagtastic raises to $12</font>, BB calls $8

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($24) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">tagtastic bets $16</font>, BB calls $16

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($56) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets $56</font>, tagtastic calls $56

<font color="black">River:</font> ($168) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets all-in for $720.10</font>, tagtastic calls all-in for $593.50
Uncalled bet of $126.60 returned to BB

Pot Size: $1355 ($0.50 Rake)

BB had J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces) and LOST (-$677.50)
tagtastic had A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Aces) and WON ($676.50)


I played 5,146 other hands today, but apparently I didn't make very much on all those combined since I ended up +$2k.

[BobboFitos]

Hey tipi, decisi per mostrare fuori delle mie abilità di lingua. Realmente comunque I'm ancora che annaspa sopra alcune mani della mazza. Prova da andare a letto, eccedenza in qualche modo felice che vince una compera, ma anche eccedenza in qualche modo triste di I'll che "could've" stato.

[BobboFitos]

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It seemed like you were up on most tables. What happened?

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AQo v KK aipf heads up table, i lose.
QQ v KK aipff full ring, i lose.
AQ vs half stack against K7o that called a reraise on a K T xr flop, i lose.
1.5 buyins vs bill ivey, he was 3betting me alot, i took a stand where he turned 2pair (we got all the money in there, not like i played it well, but i think im happy with it) and I didnt suck out (I had equity though).
TT vs a guy who called 1/4th of his stack w/ 66 who hit his set, we got all in, i lose.
JJ v half stack's KK, i lose.

really, no bad beats, I cant really complain, just that they all happened around the same time, and I didnt suck out once. normally you know, i suck out every once in a while =p

[PrimogenitoX]

Villain below is Bill Ivey:

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $6 BB (8 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Hero ($640.65)
UTG ($2308.55)
UTG+1 ($645)
MP1 ($576.55)
MP2 ($817.55)
CO ($704.65)
Button ($583.45)
SB ($485.05)

Preflop: Hero is BB with T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 raises to $18</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP2 calls $18, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, SB calls $15, Hero calls $12.

Flop: ($72) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
SB checks, Hero checks, UTG+1 checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP2 bets $42</font>, SB folds, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $192</font>, UTG+1 folds, <font color="#CC3333">MP2 raises to $799.55</font>, Hero calls $430.65 (All-In).

Turn: ($1494.20) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: ($1494.20) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $1494.20


May 1 complete.

2,913 hands at 400NL, 600NL, and 1000NL. +$4,220.35

[My_Name_Is_Hov]

ok... what the [censored] did he show up there with?