Tear apart my friend's new woman

[whoisthedrizzle]

yeah i'll marry you

[bmwguy525]

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yeah i'll marry you

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coooooool thx

[bmwguy525]

but you have to wear a fluffpop mask and an auburn wig when we sexks it up

[4ObliVioN4]

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She's OK.

Not hot, but bangable. If he isnt worried about hurting her feelings or anything, she's decent enough to be worth continuing banging until a hotter option comes along.

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**Ding Ding Ding** Winnar

TOTALLY acceptable as a casual lay until something better comes along. She's not fat, she has a v-gina. What more do you need? He's not gonna marry her, so enjoy the lay.

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fyp

[NU Star]

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what is that? i am busy dominating at .05/.10 right now, i don't know if i can dedicate my time to two games at once.

edit: haha is that counterstrike?

edit again: oh, missed that tempting offer. how big of a ring are you offering me? is it moissanite?

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2.25 Natural PINK Princess Diamond

[Skoob]

How old was she when the mule kicked her?

[pnazari]

need a pic of the bod...kinda looks like a fatty but id hit it

[NajdorfDefense]

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whut? i'm not even gonna call her when i'm pot committed

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Analogy of the week.

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lollerskates

[bmwguy525]

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what is that? i am busy dominating at .05/.10 right now, i don't know if i can dedicate my time to two games at once.

edit: haha is that counterstrike?

edit again: oh, missed that tempting offer. how big of a ring are you offering me? is it moissanite?

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Based on what I've seen and heard, and the fact that you may possibly be the one I've been looking for my entire life so far, I will get you whatever you want

[whoisthedrizzle]

You tease!


ps: hey guyz i'm single again