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#61
10-20-2006, 05:28 PM
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That joke/saying is super old. It has even been in movies and stuff. [/ QUOTE ] we didn't all grow up in the 1950s, diablo. 
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#63
10-20-2006, 05:31 PM
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[ QUOTE ] That joke/saying is super old. It has even been in movies and stuff. [/ QUOTE ] we didn't all grow up in the 1950s, down the block from chick fil-a, diablo. [/ QUOTE ]
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#64
10-20-2006, 05:32 PM
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pj, Not directly on point, but in a similar vein. "I like all types of music, except for country." [/ QUOTE ] Yeah, that statement is so common now, it's time to stop considering Country as a type of music. That way no one will have to ever make that disclaimer again.
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#65
10-20-2006, 05:33 PM
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On a related note: when a character in a sitcom gets all freaked out when he finds out that his medical tests have come back "negative". I distinctly remember this on Seinfeld, and last year on The Office. I found it sad that such otherwise great shows would be so lazy as to use this tired joke. [/ QUOTE ] "MY BOSS IS A HUGE [censored], BLAH BLAH BLAH, WHAT AN IDIOT he's standing right behind me, isn't he?"
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#66
10-20-2006, 05:33 PM
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Black, "I think the one I hate the worst is when someone gets a Diet Coke with obviously non diet food. "I'll have a quarter pounder with cheese meal with a Diet Coke". ZOMG LOLZ LAWLZ LAWS. Why would you bother, I mean, you are eating at McDonald's, you may as well have a 68 oz cup of liposuction runoff for your drink, LOOOOOL LOOOOL. So obnoxious." Could you clarify what it is you think is obnoxious? [/ QUOTE ] I think it's the "OMG you are eating 1500 calories, WTF is up with not having 300 more!?!?!"
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#67
10-20-2006, 05:34 PM
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pj, Not directly on point, but in a similar vein. "I like all types of music, except for country." [/ QUOTE ] Yes, this gets real annoying. As if you automatically win a cool stamp for not liking country. Well let me tell you something, fu*kstick, Hank Williams Sr. and Dwight Yoakam are about 58 trillion times better than your Dashboard Confessional crap. As to the Diet Coke w/ cheeseburgers, I think he's saying it's obnoxious when people point out that such an order is hypocritical. They think they're being original by pointing out how strange it is to be eating fatty and unhealthy foods but drinking a diet soda. When in fact, first of all DUH you idiot shut up, but second of all maybe they're on Atkins or something and will eat the fatty beef but don't want the sugar/carbs of regular soda.
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#68
10-20-2006, 05:34 PM
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[ QUOTE ] On a related note: when a character in a sitcom gets all freaked out when he finds out that his medical tests have come back "negative". I distinctly remember this on Seinfeld, and last year on The Office. I found it sad that such otherwise great shows would be so lazy as to use this tired joke. [/ QUOTE ] "MY BOSS IS A HUGE [censored], BLAH BLAH BLAH, WHAT AN IDIOT he's standing right behind me, isn't he?" [/ QUOTE ] I watched the first episode of 30 Rock. They did that lame joke several times. That show was a cliche sandwich with a side of cliche.
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#69
10-20-2006, 05:41 PM
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"The sequel is never as good as the original."
"The book was better than the movie." "[Insert any group's name] was much better before they got big" "Oh that's not real (Mexican/Italian/whatever) food"
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