Insult the poster above you with a movie quote

[whiskeytown]

What? You mean that Disneyland mookfest out there? Huh? Come on, you know what that is? Huh? That's a [censored] violation is what that is. Something that used to be beautiful, used to have class, like a gorgeous high-priced hooker with an exclusive clientele. Then along came that Steve Wynn [censored] and knocks her up and put her in a [censored] family way. Now she's nothing but a cheap, fat whore hiding behind too much [censored] make-up. I look at her and see all her [censored] stretch marks. It makes me want to cry because I remember the way she used to be.

[jaffa]

I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

[Borgland]

If you were any other man I would kill you where you stand!

[youtalkfunny]

There is no way--no way--that you could come from my loins. As soon as we get home, the first thing I'm gonna do, is punch yo' momma in da mouth.

[niss]

Here's an idea: when you're telling a story, have a point. It makes it so much more enjoyable for the listener.

[KOTLP]

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Here's an idea: when you're telling a story, have a point. It makes it so much more enjoyable for the listener.

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He's a pedantic, pontificating, pretentious bastard, a belligerent old fart, a worthless steaming pile of cow dung, figuratively speaking.

[jaffa]

Shut up and sit down, you big, bald [censored].

[niss]

Don't sell yourself short. You're a tremendous slouch.

[dizong]

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Yes, it's true, this man has no dick.

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You sho is ugly.

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You ugly, you ugly, you mama says you ugly. U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi, you ugly.