How many 5 year-olds.....

[Sephus]

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you people are waaay over estimating your strength.

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i think this is absolutely key. this is the size of a basketball court, i just run around plowing them over a few at a time. i bet i could take 50. the limitations would be how long i could fight before getting really tired and just how densely packed they became. i think i could incapacitate 50 5 year olds in 10 minutes. once you start going past 50 though, running around without messing up a knee or ankle by tripping over their little broken bodies would be the biggest issue.

[Evan]

That's low dude. How did I get to the point where people I've never even met are making fun of my size?

[Madtown]

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are those UW poker lunches still going on?

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I could be down with that, although they have not been going on for a while.

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The other really interesting option would be a drunken UW 2+2 NL tourney once a month or something like that. I definitely plan on playing more low stakes drunken poker around campus this semester. My friends can't believe I make money online because I play like a maniac in $5 buy-in NL tourneys.

But yeah, I'd be up for trying to do that this semester if there were people interested. Although my class schedule is pretty tight around lunch. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[IronDragon1]

The cup certainly helps-but my knees/shins remain vulnerable so I'd say.....

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I have to think I could knock out that many with just my fists/short kicks before they break my shins

[Madtown]

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That's low dude. How did I get to the point where people I've never even met are making fun of my size?

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Well, Evan, midgets are always funny, whether you've met them or not.

[El Diablo]

Hmmmm, after reading nothumb's post, I think I may have been mistaken in my original assessment.

[ThaSaltCracka]

great post NT. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[cnfuzzd]

im sorry evan.

climb on up here and i will give you a hug....


peace

john nickle

[wacki]

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Hmmmm, after reading nothumb's post, I think I may have been mistaken in my original assessment.

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Ya, when Nothumb said:

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I used to have to kick 100 balls full force into the net at the end of every practice after doing some wind sprints. This is basically the same drill.

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I started to think as long as you are in shape the number could be really really high.

[NT!]

I do what I can. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Look, most of you guys haven't worked with kids, or really been around a five year old in a while, I bet. They are really completely helpless. There's a reason we have to wipe their asses for them. Not only that, they are short enough that an athletic guy could jump over 2 or 3 of them easily if they were close together.

So, it's not your fault. Take it from a child care worker. A killer child care worker.

NT