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Old 07-10-2006, 03:05 PM
SackUp SackUp is offline
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Can you get hurt from that thing?

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I'm pretty sure the main purpose of a lathe is to catch a man's tie when he's standing too close to it and smash his face into the wood.

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Old 07-10-2006, 03:06 PM
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-He bought a lathe, and without asking anybody, placed it in the living room.

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Old 07-10-2006, 03:10 PM
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im lol'ing myself to death at work right now.

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Old 07-10-2006, 03:14 PM
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Handcuff him to the lathe until he agrees to leave. After a couple hours, start threatening him WITH the lathe that he's handcuffed to.
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Old 07-10-2006, 03:19 PM
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That's more awesome than I ever could have hoped.

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im lol'ing myself to death at work right now.

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Old 07-10-2006, 03:19 PM
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Creative idea #48:

Strap colored flashlights to the lathe, turn it on, turn off the lights and have a SEXY PARTY!
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Old 07-10-2006, 03:22 PM
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Creative idea #48:

Strap colored flashlights to the lathe, turn it on, turn off the lights and have a SEXY PARTY!

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That's so gay. The only thing the room needs now is a drill press.
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Old 07-10-2006, 03:22 PM
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Creative idea #48:

Strap colored flashlights to the lathe, turn it on, turn off the lights and have a SEXY PARTY!

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That's so gay. The only thing the room needs now is a drill press.

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Dude, do you have any idea how many chicks you could pull with a disco lathe?
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Old 07-10-2006, 03:30 PM
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Creative idea #48:

Strap colored flashlights to the lathe, turn it on, turn off the lights and have a SEXY PARTY!

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That's so gay. The only thing the room needs now is a drill press.

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Dude, do you have any idea how many chicks you could pull with a disco lathe?

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Chicks dig a big drill press for obvious reasons.
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Old 07-10-2006, 03:30 PM
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Daver,

Compound Miter Saw ftw.
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