Random theories you have . . .

[CCass]

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People that study psychology often do so to figure out why they're screwed up themselves.

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Very true.

[Iconoclastic]

Colors alter our moods physiologically. Pink makes us calm, green makes us serene, red gives us adrenaline, etc. It might have to do with objects in nature and the way things with certain colors interact with us...the function of this effect is that it helps us survive in certain situations.

In Northern latitudes, temperatures are colder, which makes the air colder. Since cold air is heavier than warm air, depression is more likely in cold weather because of air weighing you down.

Girls do not consider a good sense of humor attractive- they’re attracted to the thing a guy must have in order to be quick witted- confidence.

[rbdog]

I get smarter by watching a lot of f'ing TV.

Even though I work out <2 times a month, I am in better shape than 50% of America.

I understand on every level what my dogs mood, feelings and emotions are.

The NFL is rigged, in cahoots with the biggest bookmakers.

Dick Cheney would not think twice about nuking all of North Korea and Iran.

The IRS knows a whole f'ing lot more than we want to admit.

Never ever ever ever touch any flat spot in any mall bathroom with a bare hand.

The old original $100 bills are awesome good luck.

Diebold voting machines are controlled by the Republicans.

[CappyAA]

I got a couple dating ones:

Anytime said member of the opposite sex is hanging out with you watching a movie alone after the hour of midnight, hooking up will occur with no questions asked.

An agreement to go to a wedding as a date is a prior agreement to hooking up that night unless understanding is stated in plain terms before the wedding.

[tpir]

Watching a movie on TV/cable is better than watching it on DVD because if something super awesome happens (aliens show up, end of the world, OJ confesses) the networks will jump in and you won't miss it.

[Daliman]

Men's skin, in general, ages better than women's because;
A. Women use makeup, which covers the pores up, allowing them less room to breathe and making the skin more pliable.
B. Men's facial hair acts as a sort of root system for the face, keeping the skin in place better. Kinda like how roots of a tree help prevent erosion.


Also, any woman over 28 that has never been engaged or married, barring school/$$$ problems, is likely damaged goods in one way or another.

[hard2tel]

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The first time pre-historic man looked out from his cave, and saw water falling from the sky, accompanied by high winds, scary lightning, and terrifying thunder, he realized that no man or animal could make all those things happen.

And he couldn't stand the thought of not knowing what caused those things.

So he made something up. Having a crazy explanation was better than no explanation at all. Not knowing is discomforting, as well as frightenting. Man just cannot stand having that huge gap in their understanding of what's going on around them, so they fill that gap with literally anything. Any explanation, no matter how far-fetched, is better than none at all.

(This also explains why gamblers who know nothing about probabilities start to believe that losing streaks are caused by such things as "this dealer doesn't like me, even though I haven't given her any reason to feel that way.")

Our caveman suggested his crazy explanation to his fellow cavemen. They couldn't come up with any better explanation, so they bought into his.

From there, the legend grew.

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agreed.

[The once and future king]

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That I am the One, and by committing suicide I will prevent my equal and opposite negative force from consuming humanity.

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I am the two.

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Finally we agree on something.

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I am THE two, you are a No 2. Big differance.

[The once and future king]

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That I am the One, and by committing suicide I will prevent my equal and opposite negative force from consuming humanity.

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I am the two.

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Really? I’m not familiar. What does your opposite force do?

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I am not an opposing force I am just twice as powerfull as you. BTW, the three + are all dead. Yes all of them. However if you see the infinity plus one, run like [censored].

[dcasper70]

A major contributor to global warming is the increased use of asphalt. Stand in the middle of a football field on a hot day, then go stand in a parking lot. Same amount of sun coming down, much hotter on the asphalt.
Multiply that by millions of parking lots, roads, driveways, side walks, etc, and their increased creation over the last 50 years, and hello global warming...