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#61
05-29-2006, 08:56 AM
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Re: Dumb jokes you still find hilarious
"Your mom," "so's your face," and "that's what she said" jokes are immensely funny to me. Not in standard situations, but in particularly creative situations, or situations that make no sense.
Example of the former: A few months back, we got a bunch of snow. My roommate and I happened to catch a bit of the local news. The reporter was out on the streets, and said "They say the roads should be getting plowed around 3 AM." My roommate immediately quipped "YOUR MOM should be getting plowed around 3 AM!" Stupid, and yet I still laugh whenever I think about it. 
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#62
05-29-2006, 11:32 AM
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Re: Dumb jokes you still find hilarious
-A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables. The bartender says, "You can come in, but don't start anything!"
-A dyslexic walks into a bra... -An amnesiac comes into a bar. He asks, "Do I come here often?" - A man walks into a bar and says, "Give me a beer before problems start!" Again, the man orders a beer again saying, "Give me a beer before problems start!" The bartender looks confused. This goes on for a while, and after the fifth beer the bartender is totally confused and asks the man "When are you going to pay for these beers?" The man answers, "Now the problems start!" - A kangaroo walks into a bar. He orders a beer. The bartender says, "That'll be $10. You know, we don't get many kangaroos coming in here, you know." The kangaroo says, "At $10 a beer, it's not hard to understand." - A man walked into a bar holding an alligator. He asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?" The bartender said, "Yes, we do!" "Good," replied the man. "Give me a beer, and I'll have a lawyer for my alligator." -A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Gimme a beer, and a mop." -20 lemmings walk into a bar. Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
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#64
05-29-2006, 03:17 PM
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Re: Dumb jokes you still find hilarious
Guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. As he is being served, he says to the bartender, "You know, all lawyers are a-holes."
Second guy at the end of the bar looks up and says, "Hey, I resent that." First guy says, "Sorry, I just had a really bad day. Are you a lawyer?" Second guy says, "No, I'm an a-hole."
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#66
05-29-2006, 10:52 PM
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Re: Dumb jokes you still find hilarious
Edited because Im an idiot
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#67
05-29-2006, 10:56 PM
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Re: Dumb jokes you still find hilarious
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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds... ...cuz theres 20 of them [/ QUOTE ] I was gonna reply and say this was already posted, but then I realized that you posted it in the first place.
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#68
05-29-2006, 10:58 PM
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Re: Dumb jokes you still find hilarious
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[ QUOTE ] Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds... ...cuz theres 20 of them [/ QUOTE ] I was gonna reply and say this was already posted, but then I realized that you posted it in the first place. [/ QUOTE ] Lack of sleep make me stupid
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#69
05-29-2006, 11:49 PM
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Re: Dumb jokes you still find hilarious
What's the toughest part about rollerblading?
Telling your parents that you are gay.
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#70
05-29-2006, 11:59 PM
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Re: Dumb jokes you still find hilarious
A little boy and a little girl are playing one day when the little boy pulls 8 pennies out of his pocket.
"I have 8 pennies" the little boy tells the little girl. "Oh, well what do you know, I have a dime!" the little girl exclaims. Frustrated, the little boy tells the little girl "I can count to 100." The little girl responds "I can count to 125!" At this point, the little boy is furious, and thinks of the one thing that the little girl can't outdo him in. He pulls down his pants, and says "Oh yeah? Well, I have one of these, and you don't!" Not to be outdone, the little girl pulls down her pants and says, "Well I have one of these, and with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!"
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