**Official uNL Microbrew thread: Feb (LC thread)** - Page 67

ama0330 · #**661** 02-14-2007, 09:26 AM

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I have a MacBook Pro

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aaaaahahahahahahaha

(j/k)

Michael Fish · #**662** 02-14-2007, 09:48 AM

I'm sick and [censored] tired of of getting sucked out on. All day bloody long it's get all in on the turn and then some random 5 comes along and fills a gutshot. I can't even win with flopped bloody trip kings today without some bleedin 5 hitting. MAN I HATE 5's

The number 5 seems to have become my nemisis. I'm seriously thinking about melting every one of them in the 400 decks I've got here.

2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, J, Q, K, A is the new order of things from here on in.

RANTING COMPLETE

Imrahil · #**663** 02-14-2007, 09:55 AM

Lol just got Pwned:

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Hero ($63.90)
SB ($74.75)
BB ($26)
UTG ($36.50)
MP ($32.30)
CO ($59.95)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
3 folds, Hero raises to $2, SB calls $1.75, BB calls $1.50.

Flop: ($6) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets $3, SB folds, BB calls $3.

Turn: ($12) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets $1, Hero calls $1.

River: ($14) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets $20 (All-In), Hero folds.

Final Pot: $34

BB showed J6s

Genz · #**664** 02-14-2007, 10:13 AM

lol. ouch. "IMA STAB U" in the chat and be done with it.

Imrahil · #**665** 02-14-2007, 10:53 AM

Lol overpairs are teh nuts:

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Hero ($83.95)
UTG ($64.45)
MP ($11.80)
Button ($101.15)
SB ($64.60)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
1 fold, MP calls $0.50, Button raises to $2.5, SB calls $2.25, 1 fold, MP folds.

Flop: ($6) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB checks, Button bets $4, SB raises to $9, Button raises to $20, SB raises to $62.1, Button calls $42.10.

Turn: ($130.20) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)

River: ($130.20) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)

Final Pot: $130.20

Results in white below: 
Button has 3h 5h (three of a kind, fives).
SB has 8c 8s (two pair, eights and fives).
Outcome: Button wins $130.20.

kabouter · #**666** 02-14-2007, 10:57 AM

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Hand 1 would've tilted me a little and I would stop playing after hand 2 for fear of super monkey tilt.

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I didn't even tilt, but today, I am on monkey tilt. Had aces which I reraised big, cracked by 99, kings cracked every time (either an ace would appear on the flop with 3 people calling my raise, or someone hit their flush). I so feel like bashing my fist right through my screen in the faces of all those @#%@#%@# party poker #@%#@%%#@ donkeys!

Since I am on monkey tilt, I'm gonna move up too 100nl where people at least respect my raises!

thac · #**667** 02-14-2007, 11:06 AM

Ship it.. stuck at girlfriend's house, couldn't sleep past 8 am. We have 1' of snow and a snow emergency so we can get arrested if we're driving. I installed PS on her computer, won a buyin at nl50 and am at a final table of a double shootout to the million. Shipppp.

Imrahil · #**668** 02-14-2007, 11:07 AM

HOLY [censored] IM RUNNING GOOD:

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Hero ($80.65)
Button ($71.40)
SB ($31.15)
BB ($159.75)
UTG ($51.50)

Preflop: Hero is MP with T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG raises to $2, Hero calls $2, 3 folds.

Flop: ($4.75) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
UTG bets $3, Hero calls $3.

Turn: ($10.75) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
UTG bets $4, Hero raises to $14, UTG calls $10.

River: ($38.75) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $33.5, UTG calls $32.50 (All-In).

Final Pot: $104.75

Results in white below: 
UTG has Ad 2d (one pair, twos).
Hero has Ts Tc (three of a kind, tens).
Outcome: Hero wins $104.75.

thac · #**669** 02-14-2007, 11:08 AM

hahahaha I think I know who villain is. I think I was sitting with him earlier! :P

Imrahil · #**670** 02-14-2007, 11:09 AM

LOL, SUSTAINABLE??????