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| Continue to do her doggystyle and hold your breath |
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27 | 24.32% |
| Try other positions and hope for the best |
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17 | 15.32% |
| Tell her to clean her ass |
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67 | 60.36% |
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#651
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Been at this table for 50 minutes and have had four hands good enough to play: AKs in BB in my first hand, KK, JJ UTG, and this one:
Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter) SB: $28.95 BB: $8.20 UTG: $18.50 MP: $21.10 CO: $13.70 Hero (BTN): $32.35 Preflop: Hero is dealt J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (6 Players) UTG folds, MP calls $0.50, CO folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $2.50</font>, 2 folds, MP calls $2.00 Flop: ($5.75) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players) <font color="red">MP bets $2.50</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $8.00</font>, <font color="red">MP raises all-in to $18.60</font>, Hero calls $10.60 Turn: ($42.95) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In) River: ($42.95) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In) Pot Size: $42.95 ($2.10 Rake) MP had K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (two pair, Queens and Tens) and LOST (-$21.10) Hero had J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a straight, King high) and WON (+$19.75) 1. Go near busto 2. Chase losses 3. ??? 4. Profit Converted it for y'all |
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#652
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im tilting so hard. one donk in particular is leveling me like no other. flopping and turning the nuts and im paying him off. i want to move up to chase but i figure that is a bad idea since i've lost more money today than i have on any other day in the last 30 days. only 2 BI but still. [/ QUOTE ] Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter) SB: $97.80 Hero (BB): $100.00 UTG: $29.00 MP: $94.95 CO: $101.30 BTN: $136.10 Preflop: Hero is dealt Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (6 Players) UTG calls $1.00, <font color="red">MP raises to $5.00</font>, 3 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $16.00</font>, UTG folds, MP calls $11.00 Flop: ($33.50) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players) <font color="red">Hero bets $19.00</font>, MP calls $19.00 Turn: ($71.50) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players) Hero checks, <font color="red">MP bets $19.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $65.00</font>, MP calls all-in for $40.95 Uncalled bet of $5.05 returned to Hero River: ($191.40) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In) Pot Size: $191.40 ($3 Rake) MP had 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a flush, Ace high) and WON (+$93.45) Hero had Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a pair of Queens) and LOST (-$94.95) Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter) Hero (SB): $103.00 BB: $291.10 UTG: $94.20 MP: $53.75 CO: $66.40 BTN: $80.50 Preflop: Hero is dealt J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (6 Players) UTG calls $1.00, MP calls $1.00, <font color="red">CO raises to $2.00</font>, BTN folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $8.00</font>, 3 folds, CO calls $6.00 Flop: ($19) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players) <font color="red">Hero bets $12.00</font>, <font color="red">CO raises all-in to $58.40</font>, Hero calls $46.40 Turn: ($135.80) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In) River: ($135.80) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In) Pot Size: $135.80 ($3 Rake) CO had A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a straight, Ten to Ace) and WON (+$66.40) Hero had J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pair, Aces and Jacks) and LOST (-$66.40) Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter) SB: $93.20 BB: $121.20 UTG: $91.55 CO: $110.85 Hero (BTN): $123.25 Preflop: Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (5 Players) UTG folds, CO calls $1.00, <font color="red">Hero raises to $5.00</font>, 2 folds, CO calls $4.00 Flop: ($11.50) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players) CO checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $10.00</font>, CO calls $10.00 Turn: ($31.50) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players) CO checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $23.00</font>, CO calls $23.00 River: ($77.50) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players) <font color="red">CO bets all-in for $72.85</font>, Hero calls $72.85 Pot Size: $223.20 ($2 Rake) CO had 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a straight, Three to Seven) and WON (+$110.35) Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] and LOST (-$110.85) Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter) SB: $25.85 BB: $97.75 Hero (UTG): $109.30 CO: $102.00 BTN: $112.00 Preflop: Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (5 Players) <font color="red">Hero raises to $4.00</font>, CO folds, <font color="red">BTN raises to $13.00</font>, 2 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $34.00</font>, <font color="red">BTN raises all-in to $112.00</font>, Hero calls all-in for $75.30 Uncalled bet of $2.70 returned to BTN Flop: ($220.10) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In) Turn: ($220.10) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In) River: ($220.10) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In) Pot Size: $220.10 ($2 Rake) BTN had A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces) and WON (+$108.80) Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Kings) and LOST (-$109.30) Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter) SB: $109.45 BB: $100.00 UTG: $134.65 MP: $119.85 Hero (CO): $100.00 BTN: $121.25 Preflop: Hero is dealt J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (6 Players) 2 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $4.00</font>, 2 folds, BB calls $3.00 Flop: ($8.50) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players) BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $8.00</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to $17.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $96.00</font>, BB calls all-in for $79.00 Turn: ($200.50) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In) River: ($200.50) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In) Pot Size: $200.50 ($3 Rake) BB had 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a straight, Nine to King) and WON (+$97.50) Hero had J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] and LOST (-$100.00) |
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#653
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Don't be afraid of swings... man up and start winning some stacks [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] Go back a few pages and read how the day before July 4th I lost 12+ buyins only to go on a 16-17 buyin upswing all within a 7k hand stretch
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#654
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I hate ur KK call vs. the 66 4 card straight unless u had readz
lol at the JJ vs. 89. I love how ppl will never fold the dummy straight even though u could easily have AK and that's what all donkeys put everyone on. |
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#655
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I hate ur KK call vs. the 66 4 card straight unless u had readz lol at the JJ vs. 89. I love how ppl will never fold the dummy straight even though u could easily have AK and that's what all donkeys put everyone on. [/ QUOTE ] uhhh villain is a fish and his river shove is less than a PSB. That's enough read in my book. If anything, I figured you would hate my turn CRAI with qq when the ace came. And no I would never ever fold the straight either... but him having it is just variance. |
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#657
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Heres a hand for the ages:
PokerStars Game #10792582832: Hold'em No Limit ($0.05/$0.10) - 2007/07/06 - 01:05:43 (ET) Table 'Boreas II' 9-max Seat #3 is the button Seat 1: MakeYourself ($11.05 in chips) Seat 2: Danblaze ($10 in chips) Seat 3: MrRichie1 ($10.45 in chips) Seat 4: d0nkaments ($10.15 in chips) Seat 5: Med974 ($7.90 in chips) Seat 7: azureth ($21.50 in chips) Seat 8: Manolo65 ($6.55 in chips) Seat 9: Aurora0604 ($10 in chips) d0nkaments: posts small blind $0.05 Med974: posts big blind $0.10 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to d0nkaments [6d 6h] got2gothere leaves the table azureth: folds Manolo65: calls $0.10 Aurora0604: folds MakeYourself: folds Danblaze: folds MrRichie1: raises $0.40 to $0.50 d0nkaments: calls $0.45 Med974: folds Manolo65: folds *** FLOP *** [6s Jc 9h] d0nkaments: bets $0.75 MrRichie1: raises $0.75 to $1.50 d0nkaments: raises $0.75 to $2.25 MrRichie1: raises $0.75 to $3 d0nkaments: raises $0.75 to $3.75 MrRichie1: raises $0.75 to $4.50 d0nkaments: raises $0.75 to $5.25 MrRichie1: raises $0.75 to $6 d0nkaments: raises $0.75 to $6.75 MrRichie1: raises $0.75 to $7.50 d0nkaments: raises $0.75 to $8.25 MrRichie1: raises $0.75 to $9 d0nkaments: raises $0.65 to $9.65 and is all-in MrRichie1: calls $0.65 *** TURN *** [6s Jc 9h] [9d] *** RIVER *** [6s Jc 9h 9d] [8h] *** SHOW DOWN *** d0nkaments: shows [6d 6h] (a full house, Sixes full of Nines) MrRichie1: mucks hand d0nkaments collected $19.50 from pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $20.50 | Rake $1 Board [6s Jc 9h 9d 8h] Seat 1: MakeYourself folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 2: Danblaze folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 3: MrRichie1 (button) mucked [Kh Ah] Seat 4: d0nkaments (small blind) showed [6d 6h] and won ($19.50) with a full house, Sixes full of Nines Seat 5: Med974 (big blind) folded before Flop Seat 7: azureth folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 8: Manolo65 folded before Flop Seat 9: Aurora0604 folded before Flop (didn't bet) |
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#658
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[ QUOTE ] im tilting so hard. one donk in particular is leveling me like no other. flopping and turning the nuts and im paying him off. i want to move up to chase but i figure that is a bad idea since i've lost more money today than i have on any other day in the last 30 days. only 2 BI but still. [/ QUOTE ] You had me until that part [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] I run into guys like that on occasion too. Just play solid and don't make moves vs him. Just play ABC and he'll donk off all in due time. Oh and moving up to chase losses is not goot. Not at all, but you know that. And finally, bro, STFU...it's 2 BI's [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] the problem is now, nobody wants to play for stacks. im surrounded by weak tight players and there are hardly any decent tables to play on. i need to go to bed in like 30 minutes but i want to be rostucko. the other problem right now is that i just moved up and even though i have 40 BI, it still feels like im playing with a lot more money than my previous level so it hurts that much more, in my brain. |
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#659
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heh.
Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 4 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter) SB: $49.75 Hero (BB): $54.50 UTG: $113.55 BTN: $58.50 Preflop: Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4 Players) UTG folds, <font color="red">BTN raises to $1.75</font>, SB folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $6.50</font>, BTN calls $4.75 Flop: ($13.25) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players) <font color="red">Hero bets $10.50</font>, <font color="red">BTN raises to $37.50</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $48.00</font>, BTN calls $10.50 Turn: ($109.25) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In) River: ($109.25) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In) Pot Size: $109.25 ($2 Rake) BTN had K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pair, Kings and Sevens) and LOST (-$54.50) Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a flush, King high) and WON (+$52.75) |
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#660
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i need to go to bed in like 30 minutes [/ QUOTE ] curfew? beat. |
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