Official May Thread: General [censored] Thread

[jfish]

woooo back to >$13k for the month.

[Derek123]

POKERSTARS GAME #9874045622: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($10/$20) - 2007/05/12 - 12:38:13 (ET)
Table 'Pisces IV' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Festivuss ($9078.50 in chips)
Seat 2: Vaga_Lion ($1957 in chips)
Seat 3: REMA ($4726.50 in chips)
Seat 4: Numbr2pencil ($7996 in chips)
Seat 5: AA_Milo ($2350 in chips)
Seat 6: straate ($2379 in chips)
REMA: posts small blind $10
Numbr2pencil: posts big blind $20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Numbr2pencil [Ah Ad]
AA_Milo: folds
AA_Milo is sitting out
straate: raises $50 to $70
Festivuss: calls $70
Vaga_Lion: folds
REMA: calls $60
Numbr2pencil: raises $330 to $400
straate: raises $599 to $999
Festivuss: folds
REMA: calls $929
Numbr2pencil: raises $6997 to $7996 and is all-in
straate: calls $1380 and is all-in
REMA: calls $3727.50 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [Jc 8c 3c]
straate said, "CLUB"
*** TURN *** [Jc 8c 3c] [Jd]
*** RIVER *** [Jc 8c 3c Jd] [3d]
straate said, "I BEG YOU"
straate said, "GAH"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
REMA: shows [9s 7c] (two pair, Jacks and Threes)
Numbr2pencil: shows [Ah Ad] (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
Numbr2pencil collected $4695 from side pot
straate: mucks hand
Numbr2pencil collected $7204 from main pot
REMA leaves the table
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $11902 Main pot $7204. Side pot $4695. | Rake $3
Board [Jc 8c 3c Jd 3d]
Seat 1: Festivuss folded before Flop
Seat 2: Vaga_Lion (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: REMA (small blind) showed [9s 7c] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Threes
Seat 4: Numbr2pencil (big blind) showed [Ah Ad] and won ($11899) with two pair, Aces and Jacks
Seat 5: AA_Milo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: straate mucked [Ac Kh]

[Melchiades]

Wtf, REMA? Laff.

[Reef]

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Soah, u gave me one of the sickest beats today

KK < AQo , pf 3 bet, all in J73 flop for $1200

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I blame tilt

I started a second session and had like 10 coolers in a row, top two pair vs set, overpair vs set, overpair vs two pair, overpair vs turned two pair, AK < KT vs idiot shortstack, KK < AQ, overpair vs trips, top pair + nut flush draw outdrawn on turn by top pair worse kicker, overpair vs turned set in blind battle

hmm that's only 9

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oh ya you also hit your set vs my overpair putting in $$$gajillion pf OOP [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

but THIS hand really made me el-oh-el

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $6 BB (6 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

saw flop|<font color="Red">saw showdown</font>

<font color="Red">MP ($372.55)</font>
CO ($73.90)
Button ($900.10)
SB ($67.40)
BB ($645.75)
<font color="Red">Hero ($1588.80)</font>

Preflop: Hero is UTG with Q[[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]], Q[[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]].
<font color="Red">Hero raises to $24</font>, <font color="Red">MP raises to $66</font>, <font color="Gray">4 folds</font>, Hero calls $42.

Flop: ($141) Q[[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]], 7[[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]], 9[[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]]

blah blah all the monies goes in

Turn: ($754.10) 8[[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]] <font color="Blue">(2 players)</font>

River: ($754.10) J[[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]] <font color="Blue">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: $754.10

Results in white below:
MP has Td Tc (straight, queen high).
Outcome: MP wins $754.10.

[LucidDream]

heh... must be nice

[good2cu]

Don't drunk post on 2p2.

[TheWorstPlayer]

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heh... must be nice

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agreed. very well played. also straate berated me for calling his push today with JJ, while here he pushes with AK in a much worse spot. LOL.

[True]

to be honest, if rina is a donk super aggro maniac, it's not that bad.

[LucidDream]

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to be honest, if rina is a donk super aggro maniac, it's not that bad.

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except for the fact that derek prob won't be squeezing anywhere near as light as possible w/ the fish in the hand. he is going to show up w/ something here.

[True]

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to be honest, if rina is a donk super aggro maniac, it's not that bad.

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except for the fact that derek prob won't be squeezing anywhere near as light as possible w/ the fish in the hand. he is going to show up w/ something here.

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if hes getting 3 buyins in with 97o, i think hes squeezing far looser.