**Official uNL Microbrew thread: January (nc)**

[kaz2107]

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so today she says she is "really hungry" and we all laugh at her as this typically means that she might eat a sandwich or a piece of pizza when i decide to offer her a big chance to score 50 bucks. she is a typical college student who never has enough money and when she does have money she skwanders it on liquor and beer. she worked a christmas job at hollister for 5.50 an hour. bahahahahahah. so 50 bucks is ton to her obv. so basically a friend and i (bevillthedevil) offer her 50 bucks to eat 9 slices of pizza. she says sure and goes to work. basically about 40 mins later she has engulfed 9 slices of pizza and all of us had a great laugh at our amazement. everyone in our group was in shock to say tha least. lol half a buy in well spent [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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I hope you had a no puking for 30 minutes afterward rule. If not, she pwned you.

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obv. she had to stay in our room for 3 hours to recieve tha funds.

[HotdogPoker]

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I remember when I used to run like this. Sadly, that seemed a long time ago.

[Imrahil]

Why do I play this game anymore??

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

<font color="#C00000">UTG ($45.65)</font>
MP ($98.85)
<font color="#C00000">Hero ($50)</font>
Button ($67.75)
SB ($66.70)
BB ($64.80)

Preflop: Hero is CO with 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
UTG calls $0.50, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $2.5</font>, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, UTG calls $2.

Flop: ($5.75) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
UTG checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $3.5</font>, UTG calls $3.50.

Turn: ($12.75) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
UTG checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $8</font>, UTG calls $8.

River: ($28.75) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
UTG checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $20</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $31.65</font>, Hero calls $11.65.

Final Pot: $92.05

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
UTG has Jd Td (flush, king high).
Hero has 9c 9d (three of a kind, nines).
Outcome: UTG wins $92.05. </font>

[Imrahil]

WHAT IN THE [censored] IS HAPPENING TODAY!?!?!?!

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

UTG ($54.85)
MP ($30.50)
Button ($50.75)
SB ($20.20)
Hero ($50.50)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises to $1.5</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $4.5</font>, SB calls $4.25, Hero calls $4, MP calls $3.

Flop: ($18) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $8</font>, MP calls $8, Button folds, SB calls $8.

Turn: ($42) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $38 (All-In)</font>, MP calls $18 (All-In), SB calls $7.70 (All-In).

River: ($105.70) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 3 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $105.70

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
SB has 9c 9d (two pair, nines and eights).
Hero has 7h 7s (full house, sevens full of eights).
MP has 7d 8d (full house, eights full of sevens).
Outcome: MP wins $85.70. Hero wins $20. </font>

[Unknown Soldier]

easy c/f on flop villian obv. has 87.

[4_2_it]

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so today she says she is "really hungry" and we all laugh at her as this typically means that she might eat a sandwich or a piece of pizza when i decide to offer her a big chance to score 50 bucks. she is a typical college student who never has enough money and when she does have money she skwanders it on liquor and beer. she worked a christmas job at hollister for 5.50 an hour. bahahahahahah. so 50 bucks is ton to her obv. so basically a friend and i (bevillthedevil) offer her 50 bucks to eat 9 slices of pizza. she says sure and goes to work. basically about 40 mins later she has engulfed 9 slices of pizza and all of us had a great laugh at our amazement. everyone in our group was in shock to say tha least. lol half a buy in well spent [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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I hope you had a no puking for 30 minutes afterward rule. If not, she pwned you.

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obv. she had to stay in our room for 3 hours to recieve tha funds.

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Then I change my comment to "Attaboy!"

[thac]

Wonder if I can run better today...

[Imrahil]

Oh Lee Jones, what did I ever do to you??



That's today.

[jonyy6788]

doomswitch, don't tilt off when Lee Jones [censored] you in the ass like I did....I'm still down $50 on the month despite playing great, $600 tilt thanks to Lee in 1/2 hr

[kaz2107]

thac and imrahil here is a high five for good luck and running good

"clap"