Official August thread: General Discussion, Goals, Winrates, etc

[freemoney]

mamalacha is clearly gayest ratholer of 3-6.

[Parlay Slow]

im pretty sure boobs_LOL is augie

[mkflsam]

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mamalacha is clearly gayest ratholer of 3-6.

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i saw him ratholing the 2k/5k games for a little bit. less than a month ago he was doing it at 400nl.

does his strategy actually make a lot of money? he buys in for 20bb, and just open shoves any hands he plays, even if there are no limpers. i understand a good shortstack can maintain a decent rate taking advantage of late position raises, 25/15+ types in 6 max, good squeeze plays, etc, but just open pushing for $80 at 400nl?

[johnnycakes]

Guys, August sucks.

But I vow to show a profit for the month.

CTS, sorry about the AQcc hand.
Although, your subsequent reaction was quite humorous:

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Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Hero ($1405.38)
CO ($1000)
Button ($175)
SB ($1039.50)
BB ($1264)
UTG ($883.25)

Preflop: Hero is MP with T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $5.
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $35</font>, CO calls $35, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to $135</font>, Hero calls $110, CO calls $110.

Flop: ($440) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets $375</font>, Hero calls $1260.38 (All-In), CO folds, BB calls $744 (All-In).

Turn: ($2819.38) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 2 all-in)</font>

River: ($2819.38) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 2 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $2819.38

BB has Qc Ac (straight, ace high). &lt;-- 2+2er johnnycakes
Hero has Td Tc (three of a kind, tens).
Outcome: BB wins $2678. Hero wins $141.38.

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CTS: WTTTFFF
johnnycakes: oops
johnnycakes: nit-tasitc eh?
CTS: i mean seriously come on
johnnycakes: sorry
CTS: wtf was that
johnnycakes: i thought i had up to 10 outs
CTS: rofl
johnnycakes: OK TODAY SUCKS AND I'VE BEEN DRINKING AND I DON"T CARE
CTS: seriously johnny usually needs a 19 card straight flush to play a big pot
CTS: then AI with ggutterball vs a set

[philipsaurus]

johnnycakes,

that seriously is brutal, even beyond yves/grim proportions.

on a happier note, at least you ran so [censored] in july.

[cardsharkk04]

Damn it some one take the curse of Johnny Setkins away from me!

Setkin's Curse: Hit set = Instafolds around the table

[jsnipes28]

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Damn it some one take the curse of Johnny Setkins away from me!

Setkin's Curse: Hit set = Instafolds around the table

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This is better than the SetMagnet curse where everytime you have an overpair the maniacs flop sets and you get stacked.

[aejones]

I'm definately not meant to win anymore, I'm just a terrible player.

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

BB ($68)
UTG ($734.87)
MP ($289.25)
CO ($757.53)
Hero ($409.40)
SB ($295.70)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $2.
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP calls $4, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $16</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, MP calls $12.

Flop: ($38) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
MP checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $26</font>, MP calls $26.

Turn: ($90) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
MP checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $62</font>, MP calls $247.25 (All-In), Hero calls $185.25.

River: ($584.50) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $584.50

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
MP has Qd Th (full house, queens full of nines).
Hero has 9c 8c (full house, nines full of queens).
Outcome: MP wins $584.50. </font>

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

BB ($223)
UTG ($1218.47)
MP ($596.15)
Hero ($721.55)
SB ($312.50)

Preflop: Hero is Button with J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $2.
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises to $16</font>, Hero calls $16, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to $29</font>, MP calls $17, Hero calls $17.

Flop: ($101) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets $83.71</font>, MP folds, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $600</font>, BB calls $106.29 (All-In).

Turn: ($891) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: ($891) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $891

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
BB has Ks Kh (full house, kings full of jacks).
Hero has Jc Th (three of a kind, jacks).
Outcome: BB wins $481. Hero wins $410. </font>

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Hero ($380.20)
BB ($390)
UTG ($340.90)
MP ($312)
CO ($397.10)
Button ($394)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]. Hero posts a blind of $2.
UTG calls $4, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero (poster) raises to $14</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $48</font>, Hero calls $32.

Flop: ($100) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, UTG calls $292.90 (All-In), Hero calls $292.90.

Turn: ($685.80) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: ($685.80) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $685.80

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Ac Ad (two pair, aces and queens).
UTG has Jh Jd (full house, jacks full of queens).
Outcome: UTG wins $685.80. </font>

[yvesaint]

JOHHNNU CAKES KEEP DOWNSIGN

BTW MAMLACHA OPEN PUSSHES 22 ON BTHE BUTON

[Bigmoney]

August is rigged.