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03-12-2006, 11:03 PM
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Re: Dom goes to an orgy - a trip report NSFW!!!
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Dom is a god among men. [/ QUOTE ] This can not be argued with, but have you ever thought what a terrible Samaritan he would be? "Hello, Samaritans. Hello Bill, why don't you tell me what's on your mind? Well I understand, we all feel depressed and worried sometimes, like the time I woke up the morning after this orgy I'd been to, and my pornstar girlfriend was already gone. I thought, my boss will be pissed, I was supposed to be pointing a camera at two gorgeous women and calling out what I wanted them to do to each other an hour ago. Hello Bill? Are you still there? What was that noise, it sounded like a gunshot?" 
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#52
03-12-2006, 11:54 PM
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Re: Dom goes to an orgy - a trip report NSFW!!!
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[ QUOTE ] Dom is a god among men. [/ QUOTE ] This can not be argued with, but have you ever thought what a terrible Samaritan he would be? "Hello, Samaritans. Hello Bill, why don't you tell me what's on your mind? Well I understand, we all feel depressed and worried sometimes, like the time I woke up the morning after this orgy I'd been to, and my pornstar girlfriend was already gone. I thought, my boss will be pissed, I was supposed to be pointing a camera at two gorgeous women and calling out what I wanted them to do to each other an hour ago. Hello Bill? Are you still there? What was that noise, it sounded like a gunshot?" [/ QUOTE ] If it's any consolation, I'm living all alone now in a house I bought with my ex, and the only pussy in my bed for the last three months is my cat, Stinky. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
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03-13-2006, 12:08 AM
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[ QUOTE ] I think this post needs to get stickied. [/ QUOTE ] Sounds like it already has been. [/ QUOTE ] brilliant
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#56
03-13-2006, 12:10 AM
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Re: Dom goes to an orgy - a trip report NSFW!!!
OH YEAH? WELL, I MADE OUT WITH TWO CHICKS AT ONCE BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL! SO TAKE THAT, MR. PORNO!
My life sucks. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
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#57
03-13-2006, 12:11 AM
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Re: Dom goes to an orgy - a trip report NSFW!!!
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OH YEAH? WELL, I MADE OUT WITH TWO CHICKS AT ONCE BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL! SO TAKE THAT, MR. PORNO! My life sucks. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] At once? Really?
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#58
03-13-2006, 12:13 AM
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Re: Dom goes to an orgy - a trip report NSFW!!!
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OH YEAH? WELL, I MADE OUT WITH TWO CHICKS AT ONCE BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL! SO TAKE THAT, MR. PORNO! My life sucks. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] Trip report plz
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#59
03-13-2006, 12:28 AM
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Re: Dom goes to an orgy - a trip report NSFW!!!
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[ QUOTE ] OH YEAH? WELL, I MADE OUT WITH TWO CHICKS AT ONCE BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL! SO TAKE THAT, MR. PORNO! My life sucks. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] Trip report plz [/ QUOTE ] Doms' story is slightly better (sarcasm) but since you asked... Partying at the end of a dirt road one weekend night when a couple of very hot chicks we didn't know show up. We chat, laugh, have a beer and they bring me over to their car to burn one. Then they start whispering and giggling. One starts mashing with me and then the other takes over. My buddies are incredulous, saying, "WTF". We go back and forth for a few and then the blond starts being a hog, the brunette gets pissed, they start arguing and leave. They probably planned it. Never saw 'em again. As I said, my life sucks. Instant street cred by the end of the school day on Monday, though.
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