Dear Bison: March 2006 - Page 6

Dids · #51 03-07-2006, 06:10 PM

Bison,

Is it a douchebag move to offer $100 to the folks at Cheesecake Factory in exchange for them making two softball sized cream puffs, one of your and one for your dashing friend Dids?

Follow up:

After being told that they can't, because they don't make their desserts on site, is it really retarded that they're called Cheesecake FACTORY?

bisonbison · #52 03-07-2006, 06:16 PM

No question really. Just a "things are good with me, hope they are with you too" post.

Sup.

bisonbison · #53 03-07-2006, 06:18 PM

This may sound like gutter trash but here goes. Which do you prefer, bison or moose meat? I've had moose before in a spaghetti sauce and it was very good. I never tried bison before. Trying to impress the GF. Your response is crucial to my future success.

Never had moose, have had buffalo. Can't really recommend, but I think I'd go with the buffalo.

GME · #54 03-07-2006, 06:20 PM

Dear Bison,

I have been going through a very stressful period in my life recently. I'm kind of ashamed to admit it, but to cope with the stress I've started smoking a little bit. I find it to be oddly calming. What is a healthier way for me to cope with my stress? Most, but not all, of it is job-related.

Ideally, I'd like an activity that provides a similar break in my day but that isn't so addictive and unhealthy.

Madtown · #55 03-07-2006, 06:25 PM

Dear Bison,

Would a jury really convict a fine, upstanding young man like myself if I murdered a particular douchebag in a fit of rage?

Not a fan of douchebags, nor community soap,
Madtown

bisonbison · #56 03-07-2006, 06:26 PM

how hard is it to start over in life, assuming you failed out of college 3 times, 0 friends as you have [censored] them all over at one point in time, have literally no money, and failed at your attempt to play poker for a living?

It's hard, but as long as you're alive it remains doable.

The first step is to get a job, however crappy, so that you can pay your rent. As long as your current job sucks, keep looking for a new one every day. If you have trouble picturing how to get a job, start temping. Call a temp agency and just say you'll do anything.

Once you have a little cash and some sort of schedule, make amends with your friends. Apologize, make peace offerings, or at least get closure for relationships that are not salvageable at the moment.

Steady work and a steady social circle are giant pillars of normalcy. It may take you a long time to build them up, but they are what will support you for your adult life.

Once you've got the pillars in place, you can take a breath and start thinking about not just surviving but thriving.

Trust me.

bisonbison · #57 03-07-2006, 06:27 PM

Are you going to Bryce's 21st birthday bash at Chuckie Cheese? If so, what are you giving him?

I guess not, I didn't read the thread. I'm sending him all my love.

JBB · #58 03-07-2006, 06:30 PM

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No question really. Just a "things are good with me, hope they are with you too" post.

Sup.

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SomethingClever · #59 03-07-2006, 06:35 PM

Dear Bison,

What, in your opinion, is the most bittersweet song in existence?

SC

The X-Factor · #60 03-07-2006, 06:36 PM

Dear Bison,

I have two questions!

1. What are you thoughts on Starbucks and how women seem to go nuts when you mention it?

2. I was watching porn the other day and I noticed how the guy in the movie was able to make his money shot go really far and it seemed to be quite a bit. How can I master this action?