Best way to die?

[NicksDad1970]

Henry Rollins does some spoken word and in one of his books he answered some questions that were written to him. One went like this "

Dear Henry, I want to kill myself and I like you so much I want you to choose the way I do it.

Henry's response - natural causes.

[Arnold_O]

stuffed feet first down an industrial meat grinder

[john voight]

This is what I would do:

Get a big van filled w/ animals (smallish animals, pigs, chicken, cats, etc...) and stop it on a freeway here in Frisco (maybe Golden Gate to get maximum attention). I would open up the trunk, and let them run out, to stop traffic.

Once this is achieved, I park my car to block the maximum lanes, and take off my cloths and start prancing on the highway, while high on cocaine/heroine. I would do this amidst the animals. This would go on for maybe 5/10 minutes untill we got choppers in the air covering it. Once I'm on TV, I start hurling the animals over the bridge. Now, obv this is in poor taste, but [censored], I have always been a good person, time to live a little. Plus it make for good TV. After I do that, I prolly snort a gram of heroine, and do a cannonball off the bridge.

[john voight]

Or maybe shoot yourself in public. Like in a real crowded place, just blast off your noggin

[MattSuspect]

Put a slug in your mug, overdose on a drug, wet your hair, stick a knife in a plug. Or be like Richard Pryor, set your balls on fire.

Better yet...go hang yourself with some barbed wire.

[Five-Star]

The Greek playwright Aeschylus was killed when an eagle dropped a live tortoise on him, mistaking his bald head for a stone

[luckyjimm]

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To die by your side is such a heavenly way to die.

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Ten tonne truck or darkened underpass?

[dragonystic]

zombie bite

[prohornblower]

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-falling out of a plane


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Hey! I've always wanted to die from a person landing on me from 35,000 feet! Check your PM's.

[mbillie1]

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zombie bite

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this is correct