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View Poll Results: Which of these men would win the king of the hill challenge?
Mike Tyson 5 13.16%
Chuck Liddell 11 28.95%
Bruce Lee 13 34.21%
Muhammed Ali 2 5.26%
Royce Gracie 4 10.53%
Billy Blanks 3 7.89%
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Old 07-17-2007, 02:19 PM
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Ryan Lamp Goldberg
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Old 07-17-2007, 02:20 PM
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Ryan Solid Goldberg
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Old 07-17-2007, 02:27 PM
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When my first wife was pregnant, we didn't let the doctor tell us if it was a boy or girl. The boy name I wanted to go with was Ezra Volcano Clark. I used to smoke a LOT of weed back then. Thankfully, we had a girl.
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Old 07-17-2007, 02:28 PM
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Ryan Sandberg Goldberg (for the Cubs fans out there who like Dr. Seuss)
Ryan U. Goldberg (no middle name, just the letter.)
Ryan Ikea Goldberg (has potential)
Ryan Danger Goldberg (the kid will ideolize you)
Ryan Bryan Goldberg (the kid will hate you)

Or, you can really try to come up with a nickname for the kid, and tailor the middle name in that direction. Here's an (admittedly weak) example:
Ryan "Smoove" Goldberg (quotation marks optional)
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Old 07-17-2007, 02:30 PM
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WOW! What a great bet to win!

So far I have IKEA, Danger! and your first name as leading contenders.

This will make for an excellent story down the road assuming the name is one the kid won't mind sharing. If you make it "Sue", he'll just make believe he doesn't have a last name (like 99% of jews outside north america - it's only here that I first found jews with middle names).
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Old 07-17-2007, 02:32 PM
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The punctuation thing has promise:

Ryan ^^ Goldberg
Ryan [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] Goldberg
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Ryan...Goldberg!!!
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Old 07-17-2007, 02:33 PM
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Obviously since this is the internet

Ryan Orly? Goldberg

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Old 07-17-2007, 02:39 PM
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Another thought...no middle name. People will say "What's your middle name?", he'll say "I don't have one", they'll ask why and he'll have to tell them it's because his idiot father lost a ridiculous bet.


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I don't have a middle name. It has nothing to do with any stupid bets. My folks just thought they were useless. Based on experience, the kid wouldn't get asked much.

I vote Jesus.
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Old 07-17-2007, 02:40 PM
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The chances of OP friend's wife going along with this and the name actually being used (assuming he takes something like Danger or Ikea) has to be about zero. I'm sure she wanted to sound fun and go along with it, but no woman is going to let their kid be named Ryan Sue Goldberg, no matter how bad her pathetic husband got pwned at something.
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Old 07-17-2007, 03:13 PM
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I don't see how you can't use your name. Naming it something stupid could be bad, so just put it as your first name, and stick it to your friend
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