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Old 06-01-2007, 07:42 AM
The Hag The Hag is offline
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definitley guilty of a,b and c. I usually just take my Phil Hellmuth book and smash it against the wall/desk/roomates face, screaming "I PLAYED IT JUST LIKE YOU SAID!!! [censored]!!!!11"

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lol [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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Old 06-01-2007, 07:44 AM
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i've done (a) twice, ever.
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Old 06-01-2007, 07:44 AM
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Things I've done:

When I lived with my parents, pulled the matress off my single bed and stuffed it out of the second floor window. Got my metal baseball bat out and sprinted into the back garden where i beat said matress full on for about 20 minutes before feeling silly and dragging it back upstairs.

Sat in my chair after a bad beat screaming like a girl until I lost my voice.

Playing 50/100 limited hold them hu. Lost about 8 pots in a row. Calmly ticked the sit out button, unplugged Nintendo 64 from tv (removing Goldeneye first obv.) walked downstairs and got a massive claw hammer from the tool box and smashed N64 into tiny pieces. No shouting or anythin this time, had a sick bastard calm face like De Niro in Goodfellas when he's stamping on that guys head in the bar. Then cleaned it all up and carried on playing.

Smashed/threw/pulled apart about 15 mice. I even crushed one little Microsoft cordless laptop one into pieces with one hand. Plenty of keyboards too.

I don't play much poker now.

One of my friends actually ripped a door off its hinges and broke it over his own head. He need stitches and a new door cost over a hundred quid.

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HOLY [censored], he ripped a door off, and broke it over his own head?? hahahaha thats fking sick man. I broke 2 headsets in 5 months, and i thought i had anger management issues. You guys must lose a whole lot more due to tilting then i do.
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Old 06-01-2007, 07:46 AM
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Default Re: How often do you get physically annoyed playing poker?

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Things I've done:

When I lived with my parents, pulled the matress off my single bed and stuffed it out of the second floor window. Got my metal baseball bat out and sprinted into the back garden where i beat said matress full on for about 20 minutes before feeling silly and dragging it back upstairs.

Sat in my chair after a bad beat screaming like a girl until I lost my voice.

Playing 50/100 limited hold them hu. Lost about 8 pots in a row. Calmly ticked the sit out button, unplugged Nintendo 64 from tv (removing Goldeneye first obv.) walked downstairs and got a massive claw hammer from the tool box and smashed N64 into tiny pieces. No shouting or anythin this time, had a sick bastard calm face like De Niro in Goodfellas when he's stamping on that guys head in the bar. Then cleaned it all up and carried on playing.

Smashed/threw/pulled apart about 15 mice. I even crushed one little Microsoft cordless laptop one into pieces with one hand. Plenty of keyboards too.

I don't play much poker now.

One of my friends actually ripped a door off its hinges and broke it over his own head. He need stitches and a new door cost over a hundred quid.

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lol wtf
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Old 06-01-2007, 07:49 AM
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Default Re: How often do you get physically annoyed playing poker?

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a) used to happen all the time when i first started online pokers

i remember after getting 1 outed as the third chip leader vs the chip leader in a 24$ tourney near the FT, I walked out to the living room to grab a glass of water and said loudly "[censored]!" then my mom asked me why i was angry and i said i just lost as a 97% favourite then she said "well stop gambling then" and i went back to my room on even more tilt

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My mum is equally sympathetic to my beats.
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Old 06-01-2007, 08:22 AM
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check every.
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Old 06-01-2007, 08:55 AM
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I blaspheme a lot. So not much shouting as loudly muttering christ sake, what the [censored], utter [censored], over and over.

One time I picked up a pillow and swiped the top of my desk which had 2 monitors, amp and loads of bottles and glasses on it. What a mess. I threw my chair a lot until I bought a stool.
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Old 06-01-2007, 09:24 AM
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Default Re: How often do you get physically annoyed playing poker?

I hate when you're jerking off on the side and you get bad beat so hard that you lose your boner

now THAT is annoying
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Old 06-01-2007, 09:43 AM
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i usually shout out, once my neihgbor called med in the middle of the night and asked if everything was ok, he thought someone died [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]
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Old 06-01-2007, 09:59 AM
SmokeyRidesAgain SmokeyRidesAgain is offline
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Has tuff fish posted in here yet?
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