Ask My Neighbor about being a Ninja.

[kazana]

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"What the feck is OOT?"

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"... what do you fecking think?"

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"You've mistaken me for somebody who gives a feck."

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I think Mr Ninja's nationality can be established as Irish.

[kordoDAbear]

stay in the distance when you see him out being an ninja, and take a picture pleaseeeeeeeeeeee

[solids]

Also, please ask him if I can be his apprentice. I wish to learn the ninja way of life. Also, I'm pretty good with throwing stars.

[delta k]

Ask him to tell us one that thing only a ninja would know, to prove that he is in fact a ninja.

[Runkmud]

Thanks for another fantastic thread Adsman. Real or not, this is gold. Pictures would be awesome, not of the ninja for fear of your death, but the mountain and house if possible.

[adsman]

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Thanks for another fantastic thread Adsman. Real or not, this is gold. Pictures would be awesome, not of the ninja for fear of your death, but the mountain and house if possible.

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Pictures to come, but I need more good questions to ask Eddie. Come up with some tonight guys.

[kylephilly]

Ask Eddie why manhole covers are round?

[splashpot]

Did he work with a team of ninjas or did he only work solo?
If one wanted to become a ninja today, what is the best way to start?
How many years of training does it take to become a good ninja?
Would it be possible for a team of ninjas to break into a secure government agency undetected? (ie CIA, MI6, or whatever Italy has...)
How much does it cost to hire a ninja for an assassination? And ask him for the contact info of an active ninja who currently takes such assignments.

[wslee00]

ask him to tell stories of his most interesting assassinations

oh - and also what was it like when he killed his first person, and whether killing a person even affects him at all now

[the crabs]

This is what you say to eddie the ninja:

"When you wipe your a$$, do your fingers ever break through the paper and get poo on them?"