Official May Thread: General [censored] Thread

[Clayton]

anyone else going to turning stone this next week?

gary stevenson, myself, and a few others will be there, maybe carrotsnake. mostly tourney donks.

oh, and my goal is a 40k month.

[snakekilla88]

some cool hands from my session..

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (5 handed) internettexasholdem.com

SB ($806)
Hero ($607.10)
UTG ($403)
MP ($278.50)
Button ($251.10)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises to $16</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $48</font>, MP calls $32.

Flop: ($98) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $56</font>, MP calls $56.

Turn: ($210) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP bets $174.5 (All-In)</font>, Hero calls $174.50.

River: ($559) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $559

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Qd Qc (two pair, queens and nines).
MP has 4s 5s (one pair, nines).
Outcome: Hero wins $559. </font>


PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (6 handed) internettexasholdem.com

UTG ($1045.10)
Hero ($723.50)
CO ($424.10)
Button ($59.90)
SB ($374.45)
BB ($242.70)

Preflop: Hero is MP with 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $14</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Button calls $14, SB calls $12, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>.

Flop: ($46) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets $32</font>, Hero calls $32, Button folds.

Turn: ($110) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $75</font>, SB calls $75.

River: ($260) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $602.5 (All-In)</font>, SB calls $253.45 (All-In).

Final Pot: $1115.95

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
SB has 8s 8h (two pair, eights and threes).
Hero has 9s 9c (two pair, nines and threes).
Outcome: Hero wins $1115.95. </font>

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (2 handed) internettexasholdem.com

BB ($382)
Hero ($423.30)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $12</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to $40</font>, Hero calls $28.

Flop: ($80) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets $55</font>, Hero calls $55.

Turn: ($190) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets $287 (All-In)</font>, Hero calls $287.

River: ($764) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $764

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
BB has Qh As (two pair, fours and twos).
Hero has 3c 3s (two pair, fours and threes).
Outcome: Hero wins $764. </font>

[DevinLake]

[ QUOTE ]
anyone else going to turning stone this next week?

gary stevenson, myself, and a few others will be there, maybe carrotsnake. mostly tourney donks.

oh, and my goal is a 40k month.

[/ QUOTE ]

I'll be there sunday-tuesday.

[HedonismBot]

Play well, play ~100 hours, move back to 5/10.

[JKratzer]

$20k plz

lol started the month off with a live poker session. pro - my local casion now spreads a 100-300 buyin 1/2 nl game (used to just be 100 max). beat - i dropped 200 playing it against droolers. full ring sucks.

[billyjex]

Don't tilt, maybe hit a goddamn combo draw here or there, try not to hate every second I play.

[HoosierAlum]

Wow today was nuts played for about 6 hours, got stuck 7k in about the first 90 minutes. (only playing 3/6 and 5/10 with a little 10/20) Grinded the rest of the night ended up down only about $400,,,,F MAY

[Tickner]

anyone that wants to upload pics, etc, i made a quick script:

http://www.pkrimages.com/

You can upload pics and it displays the URL to it. Just something quick I made up. Ill make it look fanceir etc some day but for now the functonality is there

[feesjah]

10k playing 400NL

[BobboFitos]

hoenstly this is so [censored] gay

played 2.5k hands and made 1 [censored] buyhin. gahhhhhhhhh end of session this time went so bad