Brag: Owned Wheelchair Lady

[Lurker.]

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OP sucks at life. Villain bluffed, and you knew she was bluffing so you called with a hand that couldn't even beat her bluff.

Better line: You suspect villain is bluffing, so bluff-raise! Start babbling unintelligibly, acting like you're mentally handicapped, show her your nth level thinking (or perhaps lack thereof)

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[censored] you, go to OOT

[Banditgberg]

[the crabs]

Good Job OP. Those people think that since they are disabled they can do whatever they want. It's not our fault that they can't walk.

But maybe her kankles just made it hard to withstand the pressure of her bloated upperbody.

[codewarrior]

OP: You do realise that the express lane at Wal-Mart is also the disabled access lane. No - obviously you did not. Douche.

[danlux]

Umm a lot of people in wheelchairs become fat after they become disabled. You know, because its kinda hard to exercise when you can't stand up.

[OHFreak]

Would have been MUCH better form to start off polite (i.e. - "I'm sorry, I just have one item. I'll be outta here in a second.") and then move onto berateaments IF she decided to get entitlement-happy. That way you at least have an excuse for being a jackass.

You can't force an pwnage opportunity, which is what you did in this case. Boo.

[killsadie]

pretty funny, i wish i wasnt on page 6 though

[bmwguy525]

I'm only on page 3

[PITTM]

i never get why people in wheelchairs go to the front of the line. i mean dude, theyre in a chair. if theyre in line they get to sit down. If im in line i am standing there. which one of us is in a more urgent situation?

[tagtastic]

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I'm only halfway down page 1

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