FTP chat transcripts: Ivey vs Lederer

[dboy23]

QUESTION FROM buhba: who's Mike the Mouth?

ANSWER FROM Roland de Wolfe: hes a warning to all youngsters

[Sofisdad]

QUESTION FROM Im_On_Tilt: blowjobs or tossed salad

ANSWER FROM Roland de Wolfe: tossed blowjobs

[gboro]

QUESTION FROM Fully14: what have you won

ANSWER FROM Roland de Wolfe: i won the 1997 beef jerky eating competition of London West and district


QUESTION FROM buhba: who's Mike the Mouth?

ANSWER FROM Roland de Wolfe: hes a warning to all youngsters



QUESTION FROM Knock Knock: Roland, how much do the pre flop numbers figure into your play.... is it worth memorizing all of them

ANSWER FROM Roland de Wolfe: i have them written on my hand



QUESTION FROM buhba: what's best with online poker? ie...watching TV, small houseold projects(chores), BBQin', playing other online games, reading, cooking, blogging(still trying to figure this out), pay attention, all the above, ect...

ANSWER FROM Roland de Wolfe: i like to make ice, start fires and watch porn

[Sofisdad]

QUESTION FROM DIE NEVER: would you toss kathy lieberts salad

ANSWER FROM Roland de Wolfe: yes

ANSWER FROM Roland de Wolfe: WHo was greatest member of the A team?

[Sofisdad]

QUESTION FROM deathtoeli: roland im 20-f-florida blond hair blue eyes 5'6 125, are u single?

ANSWER FROM Roland de Wolfe: i am now

[IJackit]

QUESTION FROM buhba: what's best with online poker? ie...watching TV, small houseold projects(chores), BBQin', playing other online games, reading, cooking, blogging(still trying to figure this out), pay attention, all the above, ect...

ANSWER FROM Roland de Wolfe: i like to make ice, start fires and watch porn


ROFL -- I have found my new hero

[killsadie]

wow, Roland never talks at any live table ive seen him at either. thats so good.

[Gildwulf]

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QUESTION FROM Knock Knock: Roland, how much do the pre flop numbers figure into your play.... is it worth memorizing all of them

ANSWER FROM Roland de Wolfe: i have them written on my hand


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ahahahahah

[Heir_Aparent]

everything he says is hilarious, its amazing

[wezvidz]

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QUESTION FROM deathtoeli: roland im 20-f-florida blond hair blue eyes 5'6 125, are u single?

ANSWER FROM Roland de Wolfe: i am now

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omfg classic.