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  #51  
Old 12-02-2006, 04:05 AM
SABR42 SABR42 is offline
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Default Re: K I am honestly not sure if this is a life beat or life brag

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I'm a good Christian boy.

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This is clearly a beat.
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Old 12-02-2006, 04:07 AM
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Default Re: K I am honestly not sure if this is a life beat or life brag

this is neither a brag or a beat is def. VARIANCE

and next time send her cute lil ass over here to txredman's side of the fence and i'll dig a hole in that little split tail for ya.
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Old 12-02-2006, 04:16 AM
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Default Re: K I am honestly not sure if this is a life beat or life brag

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this is neither a brag or a beat is def. VARIANCE


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Obv. It's not like he was sweating a bitch and got shot down. In fact his question about brag/beat wasn't even really adressing his sexitude, but about her leaving the boyfriend.

Damn some of you mother [censored] are dumb as a box of hammer heads. Yeah I said it.


And OP,

I thought you were joking about the LOL HOLYSACREMENTS?
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Old 12-02-2006, 04:19 AM
Mark L Mark L is offline
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Default Re: K I am honestly not sure if this is a life beat or life brag

op,

that was a hella boring story. also if you do ever see this guy and you are "cocky" or whatever you said that is really pathetic.
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Old 12-02-2006, 05:03 AM
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Default Re: K I am honestly not sure if this is a life beat or life brag

Well, the whole thing is a definate BEAT.

This was a very STANDARD example of VARIANCE.

The high school boyfriend always gets a second, and usually, a third, fourth and fifth chance at the college freshman chick.

Rent, or buy the DVD tv series, Undeclared.

The dude is the high school boyfriend, and you are the geeky college guy.

Except on Undeclared, as least the geeky college boy got some poon. You got shutout, held scoreless, busted, broken, cleaned out.


Keep on dating Palmala Handerson, at least you won't run the risk of getting anyone pregnant.
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Old 12-02-2006, 05:04 AM
TxRedMan TxRedMan is offline
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Default Re: K I am honestly not sure if this is a life beat or life brag

[ QUOTE ]
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this is neither a brag or a beat is def. VARIANCE


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Obv. It's not like he was sweating a bitch and got shot down. In fact his question about brag/beat wasn't even really adressing his sexitude, but about her leaving the boyfriend.

Damn some of you mother [censored] are dumb as a box of hammer heads. Yeah I said it.


And OP,

I thought you were joking about the LOL HOLYSACREMENTS?

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u teh man chump
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Old 12-02-2006, 05:13 AM
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Default Re: K I am honestly not sure if this is a life beat or life brag

I vote this as a Brag cuz its a good confidence booster to know a girl thinks you are so hawt to do what she did.
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Old 12-02-2006, 06:20 AM
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Default Re: K I am honestly not sure if this is a life beat or life brag

i·ro·ny
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wtf i dont bang chicks cause of religion

holy [censored] im drunk dirhgt now

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Old 12-02-2006, 06:36 AM
ShipDaChedda ShipDaChedda is offline
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Default Re: K I am honestly not sure if this is a life beat or life brag

beat: if you got a handjob or less

brag: if you got head or more
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Old 12-02-2006, 06:55 AM
Chump Change Chump Change is offline
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Default Re: K I am honestly not sure if this is a life beat or life brag

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i·ro·ny
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wtf i dont bang chicks cause of religion

holy [censored] im drunk dirhgt now

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Well, there's nothing against a little wine in the bible. No fornokatin' tho!
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