GRIMSTARR FREESTYLE CONTEST

[nolanfan34]

[ QUOTE ]
sucking out on grim is like gettin head from a whore
cost you a couple bucks and he's always there for more

[/ QUOTE ]

Winner, for this line alone. Awesome.

[wiggs73]

GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR!
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARRR!
But grim don't rock it too far,
No hoes, no friends, no baller car.
try'na be a star but he got no shine,
5k flip! oops i think i'll fold this time.
"haha i said i'd flip a nig, but then SIKE!"
pretending he got balls just like a dyke.
face looks like the bottom of my shoe
and a nigga stank just like pepe le pu
trys to play against h@ll and bld
bankroll steady free fallin like gravity
hit up bbv so he can bitch and whine
i'll smack his scrawny ass like he's my girl's behind

[Evenkeal]

GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR

grimstarr, you might be a little bit bothered
when you find out, im really your father
hey look i met your mom about ten years back
fu<font color="black">c</font>k that, she said she love this here rap
and then she fu<font color="black">c</font>ken grabbed her palm on this here sack
the rest was history, but really your no son of mine
backing away from flipaments time after time
kid says he's from diksh<font color="black">i</font>t city and he's not ashamed of that
you know inside the white chalk outline is where he should be at
hey look, these fu<font color="black">c</font>ken rhymes are off of the chain
this sh</font>i</font>t will take a skull piece straight off of your brain
im more sick than your mom fu<font color="black">c</font>kin you ma'an
dont set me off in rap you dont want to spark the heater
grim, i'd get your girl to suck the quarters out of a parking meter
oh wait, you dont have a girl you sorry ass bitch
why dont you get it over: fu<font color="black">c</font>k EM2 and then try to marry rich?
maybe you'd have to settle for HIV both on your dick, if you understand the don juan
when will you learn that ace queen is just ace high you fu<font color="black">c</font>king moron?
so take my advice and find a made hand to go on
and stop whining in BBV that you are always mega broke
maybe the hoes in the classifieds will suck your fu<font color="black">c</font>king joke
lol grimstarraments, the only thing he rocks is himself
yeah he comes on himself too and cries to himself
because if you front me you get your face smacked
so just take that, and don’t ya ever turn your face back
or try to grimstarr flipament me for a ten K fight yo
yeah, so holla at your boy keal spittin more than it was asked fo
yeah im better than you grim, cuz for real i dont bluff often, i dont ever stuff often
mother fu<font color="black">c</font>kers up unless they deserve it
damn for real i am fu<font color="black">c</font>ken perverted
when it comes to this mic sh</font>i</font>t on two plus two with my pen
fu<font color="black">c</font>k you up and you liking it when
you bluff call with ace high and go busto
because maybe then brags, beats, and variance, will holla you a supbro

what it do BBV?

[ICallHimGamblor]

I freestyle, but in haiku:

His name is grimstarr
He thinks he is worth some rhymes
Good lord, what a dork

[swope]

GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR

DOOMSWITCH YOU, CESIUM STYLE BE WHITE LIGHTNIN
STYLES ARE MOST FRIGHTNIN, BUST GRIMSTARRS STACK LIKE FRESH HYMENS
DONT HESITATE TO GRIND LIKE DESERTS WITH ORANGE RINDS,
I STACK GRIM GENTLY, THEN SODOMIZE GRIMS MOM IN MY BENTLEY
TAKE A SECOND OUT TO WAVE, AT THE PO PO COPTERS
WHILE I SNAP GRIMS HOT STREAK LIKE JAWS ON ROTWEILLERS
AINT NOTHING REALLY TO FELT GRIM LIKE POOL TABLES
DIP MY PEN IN HIS TEARS AND WRITE THE GRIM PWNAGE FABLES

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

[Actual God]

GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR

here to shake up the world...

grim he's something like a phenomenon,
foldin flips and dropping the dramabombs
y'all BBVers can't go to sleep -
cuz Grim keeps - shovin' ace queen with his pajamas on.
he keepin', all three monitors on,
watchin' porn and trying a condom on,
postin', whenever the comp is on
clicking like "click cla click" -
grim's particularly clicky
when it comes to 25-50,
BLD heads up, please kiss me, lips please.
when the 5K flips two-sixey,
sign off, pop the pimplies quickly!
cuz grimstarr rocks the pimp scars
(slams down mic)

[Actual God]

i don't need a stringent dad, i need astringent, dad.







inspired by Jay-Z's "i'm not a businessman, i'm a business, man"

[Boredom]

I made it into a full-fledged chorus for Grim's next single:

[ QUOTE ]
i don't need a stringent dad, i need astringent, dad.
I don't need to clear a mil, I need Clearasil.
I don't need to stack new change, I need Acutane.

I don't need to go back on flips, I need Proactiv.






[/ QUOTE ]

[Clayton]

GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR

Yo...

and with a pencil, here I go, just calm your wishin', listenin', waiting
wes all now abouts to go and get some dazzlin Grimstarr hatin'
pussy gangsta thinks hes ballin', 50/50 versus the dragons
bust yo ass up off the dirt and get the [censored] off this bandwagon

chill, i'm raggin

but if i aint, then ill just preach it not to teach the proper ways of game selection,
with this section of the forums run by older men that write but cant play poker; they thinks that you's a joker

cuz ace jack off is goin all in
and combo draws with gutshots, son they're going in

money swells up in the dwellings up the patient; but you're sittin all complacent, your ass whipped by the baddest and the worst of poker nerds that calmed your nerve from west LA, to utko-PANG,

let these be the rap that ends it, chills your nerve and sends it, gets you served so you wont say sh*t,

BBV this here's appreciation; of the one and only nation of this forum without doubt, screams for one united rout, poker versus grimstarr (he cant go far?), kerbusto or almusto? never know so. but baby fly high or lose it all, grimm, we'll all love you

jkjk i grimstarred you

[dbeckham]

someone get prahlad friedman involved