Can I bring my glock to a home game?

[barrister]

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its an old picture that i posted when i was drunk for bbv and i just tossed what loose ammo i had

i dont know if youre being a jerk or something but if you are i have the 20s because i prefer paying your mom in 20s instead of 100s but if not well i prefer 20s

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I also like to handle firearms and throw a bunch of balla sh!t on my desk when I get drunk. It turns my girl on.

[barrister]

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hey man if you need someone to hook up a vest for you you can just pm me



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BTW,

Cheesy "Tales from the Crypt" figurine from grandma is -EV.
All other balla accessories is +EV.

[Jeff_B]

you def have to tell someone..
what if the game gets insane and someone wants to throw extra stuff in the pot? Id be willing to make a call if there was that gun in the pot..

[DING-DONG YO]

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Cheesy "Tales from the Crypt" figurine from grandma is -EV.


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Yea, I didn't just say that or anything.

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I also like to handle firearms and throw a bunch of balla sh!t on my desk when I get drunk. It turns my girl on.

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Firearms+drinking is so balla

[DING-DONG YO]

Oh snap!!!

I didn't even see that before!

All that sht is laid out on a bullet proof vest!

Yous a balla, sir.

[vikefan24]

The point of him posting that picture in the first place was to show off the vest.. didn't you read "if you need a vest holla"(not direct quote, but basically)

[DING-DONG YO]

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The point of him posting that picture in the first place was to show off the vest.. didn't you read "if you need a vest holla"(not direct quote, but basically)

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Dude, I am so not a balla. No observation skills at all.

[suited42]

Defintely bring it and if some posers try to rob the game and you sense weakness, take this cue from Bullet Tooth Tony in Snatch. Simply place your piece on the table and repeat

"Now, dicks have drive, and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And, you thought you smelled some good ol' pussy. And, have brought your two little mincey [censored] balls along for a good ol' time. But, you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You're shrinking . . . and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. And, the fact that you've got "replica" written down the side of your guns. And, the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point 5 0" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now . . . fu** off."

Seriously, leave the gun home.

[Quanah Parker]

The single most important invention in regards to the rights of the individual and democracy in general is the handgun.

Don't conceal it like some embarassing tattoo, display it proudly for ALL the world to see.

[kipin]

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hey man if you need someone to hook up a vest for you you can just pm me



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SOOOO BALLA

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The stogies give it a definite balla touch.

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My favorite is the dust/jizz on the bottom of the sweet DELL monitor.