the most inappropriate thing you've ever said/heard - Page 6

Force1 · #51 09-20-2006, 06:40 PM

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Why did they enlist 366 days after [The] 9/11?

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typo

rt1 · #52 09-20-2006, 06:41 PM

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This is pretty bad, but I was young. In first grade a group of us were hanging around a globe just randomly naming different countries. I looked down and saw Niger...the next words out of my mouth were "Hey look there's a country called N****r."

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wow i did this exact thing... but it was in 9th grade.

mason55 · #53 09-20-2006, 06:42 PM

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This is pretty bad, but I was young. In first grade a group of us were hanging around a globe just randomly naming different countries. I looked down and saw Niger...the next words out of my mouth were "Hey look there's a country called N****r."

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wow i did this exact thing... but it was in 9th grade.

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My friend wrote N----- on the blacktop at recess in like 4th grade with sidewalk chalk. When the teacher yelled at him he said he was making a list of african countries and was starting with Niger.

kidcolin · #54 09-20-2006, 06:46 PM

mason,

"Last week some fatty in the elevator told me my cheeseburger smelled good. I told her she shouldn't be eating cheeseburgers."

That's just being a dick.

Dire · #55 09-20-2006, 07:09 PM

At a camp when I was about 10 there was a pillow fight. One guy who got hit in the back of the head by another guy who had compressed his pillow for extra force. Well the guy that got hit twitched a bit and then passed out. After we dragged him back to his bunk he eventually regained consciousness but had no clue where he was or anything that had recently happened. I turned to the guy next to me and mindlessly said: "Man, I know somebody that died after something like this." The guy who got knocked out overhead the comment and started freaking out and crying. I felt pretty bad after that.

StevieG · #56 09-20-2006, 07:32 PM

At a company dinner to welcome new members of the management team.

CEO makes comment about our CTO, Steven H_____, "He says I'm special because I'm the only one he'll let call him Steve."

I say, "Really? He says I'm special because I'm the only one he'll let stick a tongue up his ass."

Jaws dropped.

This was not the first time I had been way off color, though. The first person to recover and say anything was the CFO. "There's the line. There's over the line. And then there's Steve G_____"

vin17 · #57 09-20-2006, 07:34 PM

Wow.

Jasper109 · #58 09-20-2006, 07:35 PM

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After hearing that someone lost a grandfather in the holocaust, my genuis friend replied,

"I did too. He fell off a guard tower."

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I don't get it. Somebody please PM the explanation.

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LOL

szw · #59 09-20-2006, 07:37 PM

I'm in line to get into the rodeo, already kind of drunk (around noon). Two women who are from the girl guides ask if we want to buy some program booklets to support their organization. We don't want any but I request they come back if they have any girl guide cookies to offer us, or girl guides.

szw · #60 09-20-2006, 07:39 PM

Camping about a month ago: Late at night we hear people walking around on the road next to our campsite. They are drunk and some girls yell out "someone walk us to the outhouse we can't see anything!" I rush to go help these girls in distress but someone already showed them which way to go. I yell out "We've got room here if you wanna hang! I just dug a fresh hole!"