Got a Sebaceous Cyst (pics of my ugly mug)

[GotRivered?]

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I was having a good time with some friends one night when all of a sudden it hurt too much to sit down, so I had to call it a night early.

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Did you wake up surrounded in empty anal lube bottles?

[FavouriteColour]

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OMFG

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Jesus christ

[LuckOfTheDraw]

So it popped late last night. I won't delve into details, but the crap that came out was absolutely disgusting. It's still infected now, but nearly as swollen.

Strangly, when I got up this morning I went to try to drain it some more and nearly fainted. It was like when you stand up too quickly, but much more intense. And, it lasted longer. I stumbled back into my bedroom and sat on my bed, drinking from a glass of water. My hearing was pretty much gone. My body felt all tingly, almost like when your arm or leg is asleep, but a little different. My palms were sweaty and I got the chills. I was afraid the staph infection had moved into my blood stream and was getting toxic shock syndrome or something.

Luckily, the feeling faded. My hearing came back and it sounded like sprinklers were on all around me. Very weird. Anyways, I feel pretty much okay now, except I'm running a fever of about 100. I'm taking some generic Keflex, so hopefully the worst is behind me.

As I said before, the swelling has gone down considerably. Now, there just a scab over the top of Mt. Vesuvius. Still have to get it operated on in the near future though.

Pic, as of tonight:

[RunDownHouse]

Ron? Is that you?

[TomBrooks]

Looks much better. I was going to suggest you just pop the sucker.

[ChipWrecked]

Um, dude. That infection travels to your brain, you will be too retarded to post on OOT, or even live.

Don't slack on the antibiotics.

[Deathbear]

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OMFG

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Here's one for ya.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP-El9rmg9k

[Assani Fisher]

How does one get one of those?