What would you do if you caught your son having sex?

[lastsamurai]

D. get a digital video camera and cold water.

[Tony_P]

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I would knock on the door just to let them know they were caught.

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mom?

[TIEdup14]

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who cares if your son does it. It's daughters that every father over protects.

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[hhughes]

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Sure, definitely. But she's my daughter and I'm going to be an overprotective assbag dad, like every Dad in the history of daughter's has been.

And of course I know they're still going to do it. But not in my home.

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This is the correct answer...

[tinin]

I'm glad it didn't take long for the "high five him" answer to show up, since this was regrettably missing from the poll.

[Lothario]

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Sure, definitely. But she's my daughter and I'm going to be an overprotective assbag dad, like every Dad in the history of daughter's has been.

And of course I know they're still going to do it. But not in my home.

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This goes for both a son or daughter imo. Tell them to be safe but please not in the house.

This is the correct answer...

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[bobman0330]

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All throughout high school whenever i was trying to diddle my girlfriend, my mom would barge in and regardless of if I was clearly having a great time, stand there and yell at us to stop. It was honestly traumatic and she once did it when I was on the verge of ejaculating and I have never been more angry at her.

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The poll sucks, but this I find interesting. How many times did this happen? Didn't you ever start thinking that you should be having sex somewhere else where this wouldn't happen?

[Phoenix1010]

Eiffel Tower!

[bblock99]

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I keep laughing at all the votes for calling the cops while someone's boinking your daughter.

"Come quick, someone's banging my daughter!"

"Is it rape?"

"ah, well, not technically..."

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And if the cops do turn up, they can ask the guy to 'come quietly'

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That was one of the few times I've actually LOL'd to a post.

[FishNChips]

Depends on the age of the son/daughter, but I'm thinking that I'd have rules in place to not allow this sort of circumstance to occur. "No doors closed with opposite sex in the room" type stuff. I'd make myself seen often enough that there wasn't time to get to diddling in between my appearances, even if its just walking by the door or making a loud noise in the hallway.

One thing I'm certain that I'm going to do when my daughter starts dating is getting up for water/snack after going to bed when she's got a date over. I dated a few girls whose parents NEVER appeared after they went to bed. Parents are in bed, get naked (not totally, but functionally). If they had come out just one or two times when we had started dating and we were only making out it would have put the fear of God in me and we'd have been less likely to be "diddling." Trust me when I tell you that my daughter will always have the "no, my parents might come out for something to eat" excuse to keep the boys at bay.

~FishNChips