Funny girlfriend quotes

[beenben]

Me: "Bill Gates is retiring."
Her: Who?

her - tries to use a phillips screwdriver to open a can of paint

[oneeye13]

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if your roulette wheel never lands on black 99 times in a row, it's not truly random.

p.s. to make this post worthwhile.


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nice try

[MyTurn2Raise]

practically every girlfriend that I have had has said the same thing and I can judge where I am at in our relationship based on it


"You are just like a little kid"

early on...it is said with admiration and i-want-to-do-you-ness due to my going after everything with the heart and spirit of a child


late in the relationship, it is said with disdain because I am immature

[kazana]

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"You are just like a little kid"

early on...it is said with admiration and i-want-to-do-you-ness due to my going after everything with the heart and spirit of a child

late in the relationship, it is said with disdain because I am immature

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lol, sounds exactly like me. Expect this one once you're married:

"I don't want kids, I've got you."

[kazana]

My mom (once upon a time when she was my dad's gf):

My dad (to be), mom and two of their friends went to dinner.

Waiter: How would you like your steak?
Friend1: Medium.
Friend2: Medium.
Dad: Medium, too.
Mom: Small, please.

[dcasper70]

on 2nd day of honeymoon, walking the beach in Aruba

me: Honey, that woman ahead has no top on!
her: Want to borrow my sunglasses?

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[ScottieK]

Monday night, I left my cell phone in my gf's car. She gave it back to me yesterday, and I had a text message. It was from her, and it said "I have your phone."

She's a brainy-type electrical engineer, and we call each other "dork" a lot. One day I got a text from her, and she was talking about something stupid she did. Her text: "I am such a FORK!!"

She's so cute! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

ScottieK

[Dominic]

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My mom (once upon a time when she was my dad's gf):

My dad (to be), mom and two of their friends went to dinner.

Waiter: How would you like your steak?
Friend1: Medium.
Friend2: Medium.
Dad: Medium, too.
Mom: Small, please.

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that's funny.

[rwanger]

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on 2nd day of honeymoon, walking the beach in Aruba

me: Honey, that woman ahead has no top on!
her: Want to borrow my sunglasses?

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Not so much funny as it is a blantant brag.

[RayPowers]

Off Topic-ing to a Sister In Law quote:

My wife and I pronounce some words differently, and it's always a competitive heated discussion (in a fun way). She gets her family into it because they all pronounce words the same, so obviously this makes it "right."

During a trip for ice cream with my wife, her sister, and her husband, my wife had brought a coupon and it sparked a discussion about the pronounciation of coupon...

Sister in law: Its CUE-pon, like a cue ball! (or some example like that.)

Me: No, its COO-pon, like a chicken coop.

Sister in Law: That's rediculous, it can't be COO because its not spelled like that! How do you think you spell a military coup?! C-O-U-P?!

No more conversation was required.

Ray