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Old 06-01-2006, 03:15 PM
tequila4me tequila4me is offline
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Default Re: OT: STTF goes to Boston

Dump that crap tequila down the toilet. Time to step it up!
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Old 06-01-2006, 03:19 PM
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Default Re: OT: STTF goes to Boston

Let me try to summarize this thread. A bunch of young baller STT-ers decided to have a get together and see who is the greatest drinker and chick magnet around. These said ballers made a few Neteller withdrawals and loaded up on like $350 worth of high-quality booze. Said ballers then consumed this booze very quickly, picked up the phone book, and called a number in the yellow pages under "Boston Latin Hotties Escorts." Shortly thereafter an average lookign latina shows up and one of the ballers takes her in the back room. He basically cannot get his johnson to work because he is too wasted. At this point he has a moment of clarity and pays the girl another $100 to go up to the door and start moaning for his friends to hear. After that they both walk out and his friends notice that he forgot to take the box of condoms in so they think he has AIDS.

Now said ballers have massive headaches and are stuck in the Boston International Airport because they missed their flights.

How close is that?

Indy
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Old 06-01-2006, 09:28 PM
ofishstix ofishstix is offline
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That place looks familiar...looks like you guys are having fun. BTW bonafone alex (ofishstix) hooked up with that same lauren girl a week ago, but good job getting a lot further than that pussy. Oh and yeah you probably have AIDS.

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At least I didn't bitch out on drinking every night cause beer makes my stomach hurt. Queer.
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Old 06-01-2006, 09:47 PM
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Default Re: OT: STTF goes to Boston

this has the potential to be the best thread in the history of 2+2. don't let me down guys.
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Old 06-01-2006, 09:57 PM
Bonafone Bonafone is offline
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you all should obv die in a grease fire
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Old 06-01-2006, 10:24 PM
MadScientist MadScientist is offline
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Default Re: OT: STTF goes to Boston

How do you die in a grease fire????

-When cooking accidents kill. On the next Oprah.
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Old 06-01-2006, 10:42 PM
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you all should obv die in a grease fire

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dont worry man. at least u tapped that. im proud of u whether shes dirty or not. tha way i c it is they will eventually find a cure for aids so u might as well hump away and hope to luckbox a bit.
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Old 06-01-2006, 10:43 PM
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Old 06-02-2006, 10:15 PM
Bonafone Bonafone is offline
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Default Re: OT: STTF goes to Boston

okay well before we go out tonight me and dave (raptor) have a prob bet for 2.5 on who can have the biggest stack at the first break of the 11 rebuy on stars. should be fun. come and watch (bebop86 and ieatdonks)
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Old 06-02-2006, 10:28 PM
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right now im losing. yay. holla
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