post the nerdiest joke you know

[theTourne]

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Descartes walks into a bar.

The bartender walks up to him and says, "Would you care for a drink?"

Descartes replied, "I think not." and disappears.

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I remember this joke being told in some capacity on these forums in the past. David Sklansky get upset because the punchline does not follow logically ("I think therefore I am" does not imply "I don't think therefore I am not"). I thought the argument was funny.

[Barfunkel]

Understanding most of these jokes makes me want to shoot myself.

[prod_man]

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Understanding most of these jokes makes me want to rub one out.

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fyp

[nath]

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Understanding most of these jokes makes me want to rub one out.

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fyp

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funniest thing in this thread

(i'm not hating on the jokes, i just LMAOed at this)

[L_Dude]

[ QUOTE ]
Descartes walks into a bar.

The bartender walks up to him and says, "Would you care for a drink?"

Descartes replied, "I think not." and disappears.

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OK, now the funny thing about this joke is that when I was in high school, someone I knew came up to me in the hall and said "I don't get this joke, can you explain it to me?"

Here's the way he told it to me:

Some guy walks into a McDonald's and orders a burger, the girl behind the counter asks "Would you like fries with that?" and he says no and disappears.

I laughed much harder at the translation than I did the joke.

[chezlaw]

What's purple and commutes?

<font color="white">an abelian grape</font>

[Go Blue]

What do nuclear physicists like to eat for lunch?

Fission chips.

[NutzyClutz]

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[NutzyClutz]

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[bobbyi]

My email .sig in college: "My other car is a cdr"