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Old 05-22-2006, 10:57 AM
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Default Re: (LC) Unappreciation Post: Fat Slobs at the poker table

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If you can't go to 6 Flags, even if you want to because you can't fit on any of the rides, you are disgusting.


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So the following people are all disgusting:
Most Football players
Most Basketball players who are 6'5" or better (Im 6'4" and the over the harness wont buckle due to my height?)
Midgets
Heart Patients
Parapalegics
Quadrapalegics
Leg Amputees
etc

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Only if they smell and spread arm pit hairs in the atmosphere...of course the Quadrapalegic in your list would have an excuse for substandard hygiene and allowances should be made at the poker table for that.
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Old 05-22-2006, 11:01 AM
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Default Re: (LC) Unappreciation Post: Fat Slobs at the poker table

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If you can't go to 6 Flags, even if you want to because you can't fit on any of the rides, you are disgusting.


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So the following people are all disgusting:
Most Football players
Most Basketball players who are 6'5" or better (Im 6'4" and the over the harness wont buckle due to my height?)
Midgets
Heart Patients
Parapalegics
Quadrapalegics
Leg Amputees
etc

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Yeah I'm pretty sure he was just talking about overly fat people but nice try.
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Old 05-22-2006, 11:09 AM
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Default Re: (LC) Unappreciation Post: Fat Slobs at the poker table

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If you can't go to 6 Flags, even if you want to because you can't fit on any of the rides, you are disgusting.


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So the following people are all disgusting:
Most Football players
Most Basketball players who are 6'5" or better (Im 6'4" and the over the harness wont buckle due to my height?)
Midgets
Heart Patients
Parapalegics
Quadrapalegics
Leg Amputees
etc

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Yeah I'm pretty sure he was just talking about overly fat people but nice try.

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Im also "overly fat" but also was/am an athlete, and cant ride most rides due to this fact....but I would bet Im not disgusting nor smelly..

and Ive sat next to a multitude of 2p2ers and all would agree...and even have agreed in a prior post
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Old 05-22-2006, 11:26 AM
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Default Re: (LC) Unappreciation Post: Fat Slobs at the poker table

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If you can't go to 6 Flags, even if you want to because you can't fit on any of the rides, you are disgusting.


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So the following people are all disgusting:
Most Football players
Most Basketball players who are 6'5" or better (Im 6'4" and the over the harness wont buckle due to my height?)
Midgets
Heart Patients
Parapalegics
Quadrapalegics
Leg Amputees
etc

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Yeah I'm pretty sure he was just talking about overly fat people but nice try.

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Im also "overly fat" but also was/am an athlete, and cant ride most rides due to this fact....but I would bet Im not disgusting nor smelly..

and Ive sat next to a multitude of 2p2ers and all would agree...and even have agreed in a prior post

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Sorry, I didn't realize that the rides were that restrictive, i.e. football players can't ride.
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Old 05-22-2006, 12:17 PM
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Default Re: (LC) Unappreciation Post: Fat Slobs at the poker table

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You talk about acceptance and use the phrase "you Americans" in the same speech. Awesome.

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Walking is free.
Cheeseburgers are not.
If you can't go to 6 Flags, even if you want to because you can't fit on any of the rides, you are disgusting.
The only people who will give you sympathy are suckers.
It IS your fault.

[/ QUOTE ] No s.h.i.t! Being fat is not a handicap! Park the dayme car and walk!

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Everything's a [censored] psychological disease nowadays, I'm so sick of it.

[/ QUOTE ] Why do we coddle all these people? Life is rough, do what you need to do. But don't whine and expect me to enable your choices nor behaviors.

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When I see fat people eating ice cream and cookies and [censored] I want to knock them down and roll them down the hallway. Do you really need to eat a DOUBLE cheeseburger? With fries? Every day?

[/ QUOTE ] You don't need to supersize every f-king meal! Mix in a salad! Give me some space the extra large fatty table is over there.

Take a shower, fat or skinny, smoker or non-smoker... use pit-stick and cologne, and not the cheap arse crap! Don't forget to brush your teeth or chew some gum.

I hate the stinky guy in our poker room who is too fat to wash his nuts, I have no idea how he wipes after crapping, his coughing from smoking and general bad breath provides one hell of a one-two-punch, and his haaaa-kuuhhhhh, haaaa-kuhhhhh -- are you Darth Vader?

Get on a treadmill, shower, mix in a salad, walk a little bit (maybe to re-buy), drink some water, etc. etc. etc....

What can I do about it? "Yes, you stink. Floor, table change!"
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Old 05-22-2006, 12:27 PM
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I have nothing against fat people, let them eat all they want, its their life. But as soon as you are a bother to the public, you go over the line.

Why must we all move, get all tight, and play uncomfortably just because you feel like playing? Don't be selfish.

If a nice guy want to a join table, apologizes that he is making everyone move, and doesn't act like a dick about it, fine....

But WTF... some people who are extremely overweight/smelly. Come to the table, tell the guy next to him to move in a rude manner, and then gives a look to everyone like "go [censored] yourselves"
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Old 05-22-2006, 12:46 PM
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I have nothing against fat people, let them eat all they want, its their life. But as soon as you are a bother to the public, you go over the line.

Why must we all move, get all tight, and play uncomfortably just because you feel like playing? Don't be selfish.

If a nice guy want to a join table, apologizes that he is making everyone move, and doesn't act like a dick about it, fine....

But WTF... some people who are extremely overweight/smelly. Come to the table, tell the guy next to him to move in a rude manner, and then gives a look to everyone like "go [censored] yourselves"

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OOOHHHH so what you are saying its RUDE fat people...or wait maybe its just rude people you dont like?
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Old 05-22-2006, 12:51 PM
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I have nothing against fat people, let them eat all they want, its their life. But as soon as you are a bother to the public, you go over the line.

Why must we all move, get all tight, and play uncomfortably just because you feel like playing? Don't be selfish.

If a nice guy want to a join table, apologizes that he is making everyone move, and doesn't act like a dick about it, fine....

But WTF... some people who are extremely overweight/smelly. Come to the table, tell the guy next to him to move in a rude manner, and then gives a look to everyone like "go [censored] yourselves"

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OOOHHHH so what you are saying its RUDE fat people...or wait maybe its just rude people you dont like?

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I guess what I dont like is Fat people who dont give a shi* about their condition when it affects other people around them directly.

is that better?
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Old 05-22-2006, 12:59 PM
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Most of the AC players are quite scummy, so the odds are that the fat man you are sitting next to isn't quite the gentleman you'd hope that he'd be.
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Old 05-22-2006, 01:04 PM
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Default Re: (LC) Unappreciation Post: Fat Slobs at the poker table

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I have nothing against fat people, let them eat all they want, its their life. But as soon as you are a bother to the public, you go over the line.

Why must we all move, get all tight, and play uncomfortably just because you feel like playing? Don't be selfish.

If a nice guy want to a join table, apologizes that he is making everyone move, and doesn't act like a dick about it, fine....

But WTF... some people who are extremely overweight/smelly. Come to the table, tell the guy next to him to move in a rude manner, and then gives a look to everyone like "go [censored] yourselves"

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OOOHHHH so what you are saying its RUDE fat people...or wait maybe its just rude people you dont like?

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I guess what I dont like is Fat people who dont give a shi* about their condition when it affects other people around them directly.

is that better?

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So blind people suck because they need help getting around and affect everyone

Deaf people suck because they cant hear and people need to go out of there way to learn sign language to communicate

Mentally retarded people suck because it takes more time in dealing with them because they are slow to learn

Short people suck because they need help getting off the top shelves and because they cant see as well when they are in a crowd and may need help seeing where things are

Tall people suck because they block normal peoples view of things and get in the way at movie theatres

Women suck because they distract you with there breasts and you are unable to concentrate as needed to accomplish a task

People in a coma suck because people have to care for them because they are unconcious

Old people suck because they forget things and have to be taken care of in old age sometimes

Babies suck because we have to hear them scream and have to be fed and changed and held
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