**Official uNL Microbrew thread: January (nc)**

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I hath returned.

[kaz2107]

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I hath returned.

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hath returned with br intact?

[Jigsaws]

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k so tha bet is basically because we often belive that jennifer might b annorexic or sumtin because she will often not eat meals or eat like ONE brownie for lunch or dinner or sumtin. so today she says she is "really hungry" and we all laugh at her as this typically means that she might eat a sandwich or a piece of pizza when i decide to offer her a big chance to score 50 bucks. she is a typical college student who never has enough money and when she does have money she skwanders it on liquor and beer. she worked a christmas job at hollister for 5.50 an hour. bahahahahahah. so 50 bucks is ton to her obv. so basically a friend and i (bevillthedevil) offer her 50 bucks to eat 9 slices of pizza. she says sure and goes to work. basically about 40 mins later she has engulfed 9 slices of pizza and all of us had a great laugh at our amazement. everyone in our group was in shock to say tha least. lol half a buy in well spent [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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lol. nice. 40 minutes, though? wow. I would've been through those slices in 10-15 if i really put myself to it.

(disclaimer: 6'6 210lbs giant)

[munkey]

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big pot EVER for me. villian is a mega fish. he has been luck boxin a bunch of people and then donating to me [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

KK... hmmm orly??? SHIP IT!!!!

No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
5 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is CO with Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
UTG folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $4</font>, 2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">BB raises to $12</font>, Hero calls.

Flop: 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($24.5, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets $12</font>, Hero calls.

Turn: 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($48.5, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets $12</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $50</font>, BB calls.

River: 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($148.5, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets $12</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $100</font>, BB calls.

Results:
Final pot: $348.5
<font color="#000000">Hero Shows Qc Kc</font>
Villian Shows Ks Kh


in other news 100nl is carazy and i hate not being good enough to beat a level for like 8bb/100. so much varience. sigh. but i was thinkin about writing up all my thoughts on movin up from 50nl to 100nl after i play like 10k more hands at 100nl (assuming i dont go busto or sumtin [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]) as long as people would b interested. pm me or reply here if u would wanna read that. cuz if no one wants to read it then obv i wont clutter the forum or waste my time [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Interested +2

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Does anybody know how long it takes Stars to send FPP items? They say 4 to 6 weeks but that doesn't really make sense because they gave me tracking info and it seems like the shipping shouldn't even take a week.



They mean it will take 4-6 weeks to process/be shipped, once you have tracking info it shouldn't be long at all. I ordered stuff in early November and it still hasn't shipped, they're getting an email soon.



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I received my stuff in 3 or so weeks and I'm in the UK.
Pretty quickly methinks.

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spaghetti and meatball LOL

lol half a buy in well spent


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kaz u NL100 balla [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]


eMc are you back to normal?, '[censored] trip report'?

[kabouter]

Yeah trip report please EMC. Here is a graph to cheer you guys up. Thought you might like it, it's all the poker that I played when I visited my parents during the weekends. Sadly I seem to be a terrible poker player behind this computer [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]. I did win a live game yesterday though and still made $100profit after the buyin/tip/drinks, so this weekend wasn't too bad.

[Corrupt Rose]

Hmm. I have been playing somewhat good today, but had a few beats. Like this:

Cryptologic
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.15/$0.25
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $10.50
UTG+1: $34.83
CO: $38.77
Button: $35.15
SB: $16.20
Hero: $27.25

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is BB with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
UTG calls, UTG+1, folds, CO (poster) checks, Button folds, SB calls, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $1.25</font>, UTG calls, CO folds, <font color="#cc0000">SB raises all-in $16.2</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in $27.25</font>.
Uncalled bets: $11.05 returned to Hero.

Flop: 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($3, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $33.9)


Turn: 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($3, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $33.9)


River: K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($3, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $33.9)


Results:
Final pot: $3

Villain showed A4o with A of diamonds.

[4_2_it]

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so today she says she is "really hungry" and we all laugh at her as this typically means that she might eat a sandwich or a piece of pizza when i decide to offer her a big chance to score 50 bucks. she is a typical college student who never has enough money and when she does have money she skwanders it on liquor and beer. she worked a christmas job at hollister for 5.50 an hour. bahahahahahah. so 50 bucks is ton to her obv. so basically a friend and i (bevillthedevil) offer her 50 bucks to eat 9 slices of pizza. she says sure and goes to work. basically about 40 mins later she has engulfed 9 slices of pizza and all of us had a great laugh at our amazement. everyone in our group was in shock to say tha least. lol half a buy in well spent [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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I hope you had a no puking for 30 minutes afterward rule. If not, she pwned you.

[Sir Winalot]

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lol I bet you're something like 67/9 because you have to wipe them out. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Imrahil]

[censored] you Lee Jones.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

BB ($61.90)
UTG ($46.25)
MP ($56.25)
CO ($17.35)
Button ($23.70)
Hero ($79.25)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $1.5</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, Button calls $1.50, Hero calls $1.25, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>.

Flop: ($5) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $3</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $8</font>, Button calls $8, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $32.5</font>, UTG folds, Button calls $14.20 (All-In).

Turn: ($67.70) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: ($67.70) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $67.70

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has 9h 7h (straight, queen high).
Button has 8h Kh (straight, ace high).
Outcome: Button wins $57.40. Hero wins $10.30. </font>

By the way, 2+2 is soooo slow it's painful.

[kazana]

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By the way, 2+2 is soooo slow it's painful.

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It is. Let's blame the new american idol forum.

The forums probably suddenly get so much traffic from different search engines that all the teenies that go "ZOMG! American Idol! *squeeeeeeeeel*" use up all the bandwidth. Or something like that. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]