** Official September Chat Thread: The Grey Swan **

[bottomset]

finally running good at 1/2, the days of .5/1 are in the past

here is my August Graph, plus beginning of Sept(last 3k hands)



I'm up about $100 more than that, but haven't got the HHs that PT [censored] up imported yet

swings are fun

[Falc]

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UTG is a regular and said he folded Ad3d. He was very persistant that I only would raise that board with a boat. I lol'ed.

[/ QUOTE ]Falc, which reg?

Given what I know of you, there's no way you can have a boat on that board. Maybe you'd overlimp K9s or Q9s but I doubt it.

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Simply_no_1. Don't know if you know him. There are a lot of new guys around these days and I don't remember if he was around a few months ago.

Yeah, there's basically 0% chance I have a boat there.

[the_main]

swongs are one thing

[the_main]

sign up for my FULL RING CHALLENGE:

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...=0#Post11955532

[SABR42]

Ugh, last hand of a session I got it in for 125BB with the nut flush on the turn against a 60/15 moron. He rivered his 4-outer with two pair.

So now instead of being up for the session I'm stuck $10.

Like a complete degen I go play some 1/2 LHE (lol limit, I didn't care about the game, just wanted to get even quickly).

I get shitted on as usual and drop $40 real fast. I then hit a nice run and get even yay! Instead of quitting like I was supposed to I play some more, and proceed to get rivered at least 10 times by [censored] idiots who chase gutshots against my flopped set (I flopped a ton of stes, just never won with them WTF). So I'm stuck 60 big bets ($120) and quit while on megatilt.

It's a tiny amount of money to me, but GODDAMMIT WHAT A [censored] JOKE. I think I'm going to strangle someone.

[mlane]

ship it!!!

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 9 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $82.10
BB: $9.85
UTG: $87.00
UTG+1: $104.55
MP1: $54.80
BOOBS (MP2): $98.50
MP3: $137.40
CO: $186.55
BTN: $91.40

Preflop: BOOBS is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (9 Players)
2 folds, MP1 calls $1.00, <font color="red">BOOBS raises to $4.00</font>, 2 folds, BTN calls $4.00, 2 folds, MP1 calls $3.00

Flop: ($13.50) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 Players)
<font color="red">MP1 bets $6.00</font>, BOOBS calls $6.00, <font color="red">BTN raises to $20.00</font>, MP1 folds, <font color="red">BOOBS raises all-in to $94.50</font>, BTN calls all-in for $67.40
Uncalled bet of $7.10 returned to BOOBS

Turn: ($194.30) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

River: ($194.30) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $194.30 ($3 Rake)

BTN had J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pair, Aces and Jacks) and WON (+$99.90)
BOOBS had K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a pair of Kings) and LOST (-$91.40)

SHIP IT!!!!

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 9 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $54.15
BOOBS (BB): $100.00
UTG: $103.95
UTG+1: $133.10
MP1: $44.65
MP2: $20.00
MP3: $105.25
CO: $141.20
BTN: $101.75

Preflop: BOOBS is dealt 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (9 Players)
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls $1.00, MP1 calls $1.00, MP2 calls $1.00, 2 folds, <font color="red">BTN raises to $3.00</font>, SB folds, BOOBS calls $2.00, UTG+1 calls $2.00, MP1 calls $2.00, MP2 calls $2.00

Flop: ($15.50) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (5 Players)
<font color="red">BOOBS bets $9.00</font>, 3 folds, BTN calls $9.00

Turn: ($33.50) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">BOOBS bets $10.00</font>, <font color="red">BTN raises to $30.00</font>, <font color="red">BOOBS raises all-in to $88.00</font>, BTN calls $58.00

River: ($209.50) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $209.50 ($3 Rake)

BTN had J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a full house, Jacks full of Eights) and WON (+$106.50)
BOOBS had 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a full house, Eights full of Jacks) and LOST (-$100.00)

SHIP IT!!!

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 9 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $182.80
BB: $34.00
UTG: $227.90
UTG+1: $98.75
MP1: $25.40
MP2: $96.00
MP3: $65.00
CO: $85.35
BOOBS (BTN): $156.90

Preflop: BOOBS is dealt 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (9 Players)
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls $1.00, MP1 folds, MP2 calls $1.00, MP3 calls $1.00, CO folds, <font color="red">BOOBS raises to $4.00</font>, 2 folds, UTG+1 calls $3.00, MP2 calls $3.00, MP3 calls $3.00

Flop: ($17.50) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (4 Players)
UTG+1 checks, MP2 checks, <font color="red">MP3 bets $5.00</font>, BOOBS calls $5.00, 2 folds

Turn: ($27.50) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
MP3 checks, <font color="red">BOOBS bets $14.00</font>, <font color="red">MP3 raises to $28.00</font>, <font color="red">BOOBS raises all-in to $147.90</font>, MP3 calls all-in for $28.00
Uncalled bet of $91.90 returned to BOOBS

River: ($139.50) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $139.50 ($3 Rake)

MP3 had A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Aces) and WON (+$71.50)
BOOBS had 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] and LOST (-$65.00)

SHIP IT!!!

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 2 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

BOOBS (BB): $129.75
SB: $65.50

Preflop: BOOBS is dealt T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB calls $0.50, <font color="red">BOOBS raises to $4.00</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $7.00</font>, BOOBS calls $3.00

Flop: ($14) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BOOBS checks, <font color="red">SB bets $11.00</font>, <font color="red">BOOBS raises to $55.00</font>, SB calls $44.00

Turn: ($124) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">BOOBS bets $4.00</font>, SB calls all-in for $3.50
Uncalled bet of $0.50 returned to BOOBS

River: ($131) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $131.00 ($0.50 Rake)

SB had K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a straight, Five to Nine) and WON (+$65.00)
BOOBS had T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pair, Tens and Sixes) and LOST (-$65.50)

[D.L.M.]

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mlane is a huge nerd.

I am jock(albeit not so good at it), so when he talks to me on AIM I make fun of him for being a nerd and playing dumbass video games.

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LOL, video games are not a total rediculous waste of time...


sarcastic. post accordingly you nutbag.

[RiverMustelid]

1700 hands at 16/10 today. Not much for most of you, but for a nit like me it felt uncomfortable.

Had to raise the last 4 hands to get there though [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[Raised2Win]

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They didn't even care I had received 1k somewhere, but im definetly gonna find out what happened to my raked hands

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mystery solved, they gave me 1k by accident because they thought I was not rakeback player and gave me some bones, the good thing is that they took it away during my session so I actually ended up 1k more than I thought.

Also the missed rakehands was updated the next day, and after my marathon session yesterday it says I played 9,9k hands and raked in 1400$ hihihi (there is a compo who generates the most rake in a single day , wins 1000$ , yeah its mine for suuure now)

[Mike Kelley]

So, I watched Deja Vu last night.

4/5 stars. Worth seeing.