How many 5 year-olds.....

[john voight]

id say 22-27. if the all attack simultaneously, with great teamworck, id say 7-12. while they are samll, the punches in the nuts would def. hurt. also some would be biting. if 10 kids could surround you, that would be about 400-600 lbs of human.

I guess, i changed my mind. i handle 17.

[Corpsebean]

Three Hundred.

[Evan]

Did you register just to bump this thread?

[epdog]

I have done some brazilian jiu jitsu ground fighting and i think the number would look like this. Ground fighting wears your ass out so if they could A (how many 5 year olds to get you down) + B (number of five year olds to straight dog pile you to wear you out and immobilize you)+ C (number of five year olds to place kick your face) you have your answer. A i don't think i can answer. B would be in the 10-15 range assuming they all hop on quick. that's a lot of weight and will tire you out. C would be in the 10 range i think. I'm not sure how many it would take to get me down though.

[RichS]

Anyone else think of ? Certainly one technique for the kids is on display there, grabbing clothes.

I'd say the training for the kids would have to focus on swarming, tripping and jumping on the adult with special attention paid to stomping on your head once you are down. Probably motivate the kids with something like "A bad man who killed your mommy and daddy is going to be in this room. No matter how many of you he hurts it's very important for you to take him down so he doesn't kill anyone else's mommy or daddy." If you've been knocked down and the kids pile on you it's over.

Personally I have a VERY high tolerance for pain and more than 5 years of martial arts training so I'd go with 50+.

[renodoc]

My kid isn't even 5 yet, but he weighs over 50 lbs and has been watching power rangers way too much. He goes for my eyes and ears with pinches and scratches when we wrestle. His stamina is never-ending. My stamina isn't.

His training has been to recreate Foreman-Frazier, Leonard-Duran and, most unfortunately for me, Tyson-Hollyfield. When he lands a roundhouse there is enough power behind it to cause some damage if he hits a sensitive spot.

Its a finite number, and I think its under 20 for sure. As discussed above, once you are on the ground your day is done.

[Arcaneus]

Ok so this forum is old, but I just stumbled across it. I am laughing so damn hard its ridiculous. Now that my girl is totally pissed off at me, b/c she has a 5 year old I have to put my 2 sense in...

Ok, so we start out by doing a strong enough kick, to break their little knee caps. By doing this, we can easily take out 3-6 kids with each kick. NP at all. I could do this for days. Now that they are all incapacitated, and are screaming bloody hell, a good number of them are going to be pass out from the pain, (rendering then unconcious). The rest you just have to walk up to pop them in the head, and they are done. I say we do away with the training, and just go for the event.

Now, On the topic with the little bastards getting mom and/or dad. Bring the [censored]. here si the perfect thing. Since you have an endless # of little bastard kids that are all now unconcious, you can beat the parents with. They wont pick up a kid, b/c they will be afraid of doing more damage, so you have the upper hand.

I say, with this is mind I could easily take on 80+.

BTW - Props to the guy who posted the pic of the ethiopian 5 year old. That was great, really added to the humor here.

Somewhere someone mentioned a bunch of little kids grabbing ahold of your legs??? Ok, if anyone has ever played football with the neighborhood kids, you know that wont do much. I can easily walk around with 12 kids all hanging on to my feet, pants, and legs.

Now, to the video game. If you want to play something similar play Savage, its mostly real time melee combat.

The ideas where great, and props to you should you actually do anything with it, and make any money from it.

Well, I hope this thread never dies, and I hope that there Big Brother is out there, watching this thread, and every single one of them are sitting there, reading these post with their jaws wide open, in total aww, b/c someone (actually alot of people) can think like this. I saw we substitute the 5 year olds, with the people that directly involved with the US Gov't, and see how many, we can take and for how long.

[Cornell Fiji]

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[Dane S]

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Ok so this forum is old, but I just stumbled across it. I am laughing so damn hard its ridiculous. Now that my girl is totally pissed off at me, b/c she has a 5 year old I have to put my 2 sense in...

Ok, so we start out by doing a strong enough kick, to break their little knee caps. By doing this, we can easily take out 3-6 kids with each kick. NP at all. I could do this for days. Now that they are all incapacitated, and are screaming bloody hell, a good number of them are going to be pass out from the pain, (rendering then unconcious). The rest you just have to walk up to pop them in the head, and they are done. I say we do away with the training, and just go for the event.

Now, On the topic with the little bastards getting mom and/or dad. Bring the [censored]. here si the perfect thing. Since you have an endless # of little bastard kids that are all now unconcious, you can beat the parents with. They wont pick up a kid, b/c they will be afraid of doing more damage, so you have the upper hand.

I say, with this is mind I could easily take on 80+.

BTW - Props to the guy who posted the pic of the ethiopian 5 year old. That was great, really added to the humor here.

Somewhere someone mentioned a bunch of little kids grabbing ahold of your legs??? Ok, if anyone has ever played football with the neighborhood kids, you know that wont do much. I can easily walk around with 12 kids all hanging on to my feet, pants, and legs.

Now, to the video game. If you want to play something similar play Savage, its mostly real time melee combat.

The ideas where great, and props to you should you actually do anything with it, and make any money from it.

Well, I hope this thread never dies, and I hope that there Big Brother is out there, watching this thread, and every single one of them are sitting there, reading these post with their jaws wide open, in total aww, b/c someone (actually alot of people) can think like this. I saw we substitute the 5 year olds, with the people that directly involved with the US Gov't, and see how many, we can take and for how long.

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Lol good post.

[34TheTruth34]

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