Never trust anyone pt. 2

[holyfield5]

OK guys i decided to step back and look at this whole issue from the point of view of dick tracy in a crime novel and sure as rain i figured it all out. walk with me BBV.

So Brandi finds out grimstarr is in town and staying with rick, she decides to go meet him and notices him 35k deep in a cash game and money signs flash before her eyes. she quickly scuttles out of sight hoping noone saw her approach and hatches a delightfully devillish plan to secure a few tourney buy ins.

She hops on to 2+2 and deduces that grimstarr is staying with rick, she tracks him down using her hooker connects in the city and they tell her where rick and grimm are staying. She then worms her way into riveros heart and convinces him to steal grimms money so they could live happily ever after and buy into as many satellites as they want.

rivero smitten by the temptress breaks it off with grimstarr and they have a big fight, grimstarr goes into the bathroom crying his eyes out at 5am and rivero makes off with the cash in the case. The incensed rivero calls and cancels the reservations just to shun grimstarr and then tosses the cellie. Brandi Hawbaker then over the course of the next few days manages to steal the money herself from rivero and runs off with Bryan Micon. The now broke and sad rivero who no longer has any money or reputation left crawls back to 2+2 and tries to reclaim his name and dignity.

[KurtSF]

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OK guys i decided to step back and look at this whole issue from the point of view of dick tracy in a crime novel and sure as rain i figured it all out. walk with me BBV.

So Brandi finds out grimstarr is in town and staying with rick, she decides to go meet him and notices him 35k deep in a cash game and money signs flash before her eyes. she quickly scuttles out of sight hoping noone saw her approach and hatches a delightfully devillish plan to secure a few tourney buy ins.

She hops on to 2+2 and deduces that grimstarr is staying with rick, she tracks him down using her hooker connects in the city and they tell her where rick and grimm are staying. She then worms her way into riveros heart and convinces him to steal grimms money so they could live happily ever after and buy into as many satellites as they want.

rivero smitten by the temptress breaks it off with grimstarr and they have a big fight, grimstarr goes into the bathroom crying his eyes out at 5am and rivero makes off with the cash in the case. The incensed rivero calls and cancels the reservations just to shun grimstarr and then tosses the cellie. Brandi Hawbaker then over the course of the next few days manages to steal the money herself from rivero and runs off with Bryan Micon. The now broke and sad rivero who no longer has any money or reputation left crawls back to 2+2 and tries to reclaim his name and dignity.

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LDO. Where have you been?

[woodguy]

The only thing this thread is missing is Ulysses telling grim he has a system to get his $$$ back, and then cubswin chiming in verifying that it works.

Regards,
Woodguy

[Louis Vuitton]

lol grimm sux

[Astyanax]

There is something I have noticed that effectively proves this is all a joke.

Grimstarr posts, ric delays days before replying and the way in which he replies is clearly lacking in any real emotion (desperation or anger).

But now Grimstarr has not replied even though, if his was money was really stolen and he thought it was ric, a friend would have told him what's going on (ric's post) and there would be a reply.

Their pauses and the tone of their language prove this is a joke without a shadow of a doubt. He would of called the police (even if he was underage)

A+ for effort but it is 1000% made-up.

[foxw00ds player]

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I have been in San Francisco since Friday helping take care of a sick cousin.

[/ QUOTE ] who the [censored] takes care of a sick cousin, I mean If I got sick It would be more immediate family taking care of me not my cousins.

[El Diablo]

All,

FWIW, nation knows what the real story is. I hope he posts it.

[Louis Vuitton]

[derosnec]

the genius of this little hoax is the title

[El Diablo]

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