STTF [censored] thread January (NSFW)

[She]

Hey, my (not quite 4yo) son is sitting at his computer 2-tabling a couple games of Hearts. (Yes, I know it's a mommy thing, but I still thought it was funny. Getting him started young ya' know?)

[suzzer99]

How can this happen every set, in my first $100+ SNG showdown, for a month running?

PokerStars Game #7854482372: Tournament #40146733, $110+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2007/01/09 - 20:59:05 (ET)
Table '40146733 1' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: njnick (1580 in chips)
Seat 2: witestripe (3230 in chips)
Seat 3: suzzer99 (1330 in chips)
Seat 4: jhub3000 (1360 in chips)
Seat 5: TIJO (1500 in chips)
witestripe: posts small blind 10
suzzer99: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to suzzer99 [Ah As]
jhub3000: folds
TIJO: raises 40 to 60
njnick: calls 60
witestripe: calls 50
suzzer99: raises 220 to 280
TIJO: raises 1220 to 1500 and is all-in
njnick: folds
witestripe: folds
suzzer99: calls 1050 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [2h 3d Kd]
njnick said, "6"
*** TURN *** [2h 3d Kd] [4c]
njnick said, "6"
*** RIVER *** [2h 3d Kd 4c] [4d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
suzzer99: shows [Ah As] (two pair, Aces and Fours)
TIJO: shows [Kh Ks] (a full house, Kings full of Fours)
TIJO collected 2780 from pot
njnick said, "nh"
*** SUMMARY ***

[cha59]

[ QUOTE ]
morhpeus [observer]: excellent hand sir
morhpeus [observer]: it was a great great pleasure everyone
Dealer: Limits going up: blinds 15/30
morhpeus [observer]: good luck to all and have a wonderful evening win or lose [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
morhpeus [observer]: go get em luis!!
morhpeus [observer]: take it down my friend!!
morhpeus [observer]: nh bosox

If only everyone in the poker world was like morpheus.

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yup, great guy

[citanul]

So I go to play my first few sngs in months cuz well, why not, you know, the ballers are all out of town and [censored]. A few pedestrian beats happen at other tables, but the welcome back assfucking from Lee I got at the $500 was special.

PokerStars Game #7857903853: Tournament #40161279, $525+$30 Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2007/01/10 - 00:12:00 (ET)
Table '40161279 1' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: thenut21 (4625 in chips)
Seat 2: AaronLoew (2885 in chips)
Seat 3: fabsoul (3295 in chips)
Seat 4: mlabbe22 (1025 in chips)
Seat 5: citanul (1670 in chips)
thenut21: posts small blind 100
AaronLoew: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to citanul [Qc Qh]
fabsoul: folds
mlabbe22: raises 825 to 1025 and is all-in
citanul: raises 645 to 1670 and is all-in
thenut21: folds
AaronLoew: folds
*** FLOP *** [4c 8d 9h]
*** TURN *** [4c 8d 9h] [5c]
*** RIVER *** [4c 8d 9h 5c] [As]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mlabbe22: shows [4h 9d] (two pair, Nines and Fours)
citanul: shows [Qc Qh] (a pair of Queens)
mlabbe22 collected 2350 from pot

followed by:

PokerStars Game #7857961644: Tournament #40161279, $525+$30 Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (100/200) - 2007/01/10 - 00:15:55 (ET)
Table '40161279 1' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: thenut21 (4355 in chips)
Seat 2: AaronLoew (2460 in chips)
Seat 3: fabsoul (5920 in chips)
Seat 5: citanul (765 in chips)
thenut21: posts the ante 25
AaronLoew: posts the ante 25
fabsoul: posts the ante 25
citanul: posts the ante 25
thenut21: posts small blind 100
AaronLoew: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to citanul [4c Qh]
fabsoul: folds
citanul: raises 540 to 740 and is all-in
thenut21: folds
AaronLoew: calls 540
*** FLOP *** [Qd 5d 7h]
*** TURN *** [Qd 5d 7h] [Td]
*** RIVER *** [Qd 5d 7h Td] [Jd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
AaronLoew: shows [4d Th] (a flush, Queen high)
citanul: shows [4c Qh] (a pair of Queens)
AaronLoew collected 1680 from pot

ROfls. Way to go Lee.

[bones]

assfucking isn't censored?

[AMT]

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assfucking isn't censored?

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lol i noticed that also

[citanul]

Do you think an award should be given to the first name "Lee" for Jones and Chang's combined efforts to [censored] poker players everywhere?

[microbet]

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assfucking isn't censored?

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lol i noticed that also

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Sklansky doesn't want to be homophobic.

[bones]

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Do you think an award should be given to the first name "Lee" for Jones and Chang's combined efforts to [censored] poker players everywhere?

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Hmm...I guess it catches as.sfuck but not assfucking.

[aujoz]

no it doesn't.

i think [censored] used to get through, but not any more.