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| Marino vs. Moon (high scoring) |
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44 | 53.66% |
| LT vs. the Steel Curtain (low scoring) |
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32 | 39.02% |
| Don't care |
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6 | 7.32% |
| Voters: 82. You may not vote on this poll | |||
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#521
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"I'm making a Myspace page for my dead uncle who was hit by a car." [/ QUOTE ] |
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#522
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[ QUOTE ] "I'm making a Myspace page for my dead uncle who was hit by a car." [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] I am making a myspace page for my pet rock. |
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#523
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ditched for myspace!
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#524
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Update maybe? Last weekend, a friend of mine came over and we had some drinks. I called a couple people to come over and hang out. This was one of the girls' excuses as to why she couldn't come over. "I'm making a Myspace page." Fair enough. [/ QUOTE ] 10 for originality. -5 for Kyro not replying "I have a computer over here, I will help you" [/ QUOTE ] this chick is pumping bullets into kyros head, him telling her he has a computer is like kyro helping her reload [/ QUOTE ] Yeah, I think this was my thought process. Very well put. |
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[ QUOTE ] "I'm making a Myspace page for my broken nose" [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] "I'm making a Myspace page for my dead uncle who was hit by a car." [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] I am making a myspace page for my pet rock. [/ QUOTE ] one of us is remembering this thread incorrectly |
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#527
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"I'm boning some dude I met after making a Myspace page." [/ QUOTE ] |
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#528
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Some girl: when you first met me, what was the first thing you noticed about me?
ch EZ eman0 2: lol ch EZ eman0 2: seriously? ch EZ eman0 2: i have no idea Some girl: ha ok you don't have to answer Some girl: what di dyou think of me, when you first met me? ch EZ eman0 2: is this like a dating audition? Some girl: hahahah no i'm just curious ch EZ eman0 2: just kinda odd questions for such a laidback conversation Some girl: i'm just weird Some girl: and when i want to know something.. i just ask ch EZ eman0 2: heh, apaprently Some girl: even if its creepy ch EZ eman0 2: at least you're not asking how well-endowed i am Some girl: well not yet anyway Some girl: haaaaaaaa ch EZ eman0 2: i've made it a rule that that's on a 'come-to-know via experience deal Some girl: oh thats lame Some girl: are you going to answer my question? or should i just move on ch EZ eman0 2: i don't really keep track of these things ch EZ eman0 2: i mean, i liked you better than ‘whaley mcwhalerson’ *(name has been changed to protect the ugh) ch EZ eman0 2: how's that? Some girl: thats a given. Some girl: hahahah Some girl: im kidding Some girl: but really Some girl: well what do you think of me now??? ch EZ eman0 2: you ask weird questions Some girl: you are a very difficult person to ask questions to Some girl: lol Some girl: no wa Some girl: y Some girl: i ask questions everyone thinks about, but never asks ch EZ eman0 2: i'm a very difficult person to ask questions to ch EZ eman0 2: i don't believe that. you haven't asked me if i want to have sex with you ch EZ eman0 2: and uh ch EZ eman0 2: that's always a question i want to ask someone Some girl: well just ask it Some girl: i would if i thought that ch EZ eman0 2: yeah but i don't ask questions like that ch EZ eman0 2: remember? ch EZ eman0 2: that's your quirk Some girl: well i'm awesome sometimes ch EZ eman0 2: ok, i'll bite ch EZ eman0 2: you wanna sleep with me? Some girl: today? no thanks ch EZ eman0 2: bummer Some girl: sorry kirk, maybe next time |
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#529
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Nice try.
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#530
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I think this one is kinda unique, because it seems like she completely initiated our conversation to begin with, strictly so she could tell me at some point she wasn't going to sleep with me.
Layers. All my rejections have layers. |
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