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Old 07-19-2007, 01:53 PM
ScottHoward v3.1 ScottHoward v3.1 is offline
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"I'm making a Myspace page for my dead uncle who was hit by a car."



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Old 07-19-2007, 01:54 PM
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"I'm making a Myspace page for my dead uncle who was hit by a car."



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I am making a myspace page for my pet rock.
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Old 07-19-2007, 01:54 PM
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ditched for myspace!
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Old 07-19-2007, 01:54 PM
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Update maybe?

Last weekend, a friend of mine came over and we had some drinks. I called a couple people to come over and hang out. This was one of the girls' excuses as to why she couldn't come over.

"I'm making a Myspace page."

Fair enough.

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10 for originality.
-5 for Kyro not replying "I have a computer over here, I will help you"

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this chick is pumping bullets into kyros head, him telling her he has a computer is like kyro helping her reload

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Yeah, I think this was my thought process. Very well put.
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"I'm making a Myspace page for my broken nose"



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Old 07-19-2007, 01:56 PM
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"I'm making a Myspace page for my dead uncle who was hit by a car."



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I am making a myspace page for my pet rock.

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one of us is remembering this thread incorrectly
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Old 07-19-2007, 01:57 PM
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"I'm boning some dude I met after making a Myspace page."


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Old 08-13-2007, 07:35 PM
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Some girl: when you first met me, what was the first thing you noticed about me?
ch EZ eman0 2: lol
ch EZ eman0 2: seriously?
ch EZ eman0 2: i have no idea
Some girl: ha ok you don't have to answer
Some girl: what di dyou think of me, when you first met me?
ch EZ eman0 2: is this like a dating audition?
Some girl: hahahah no i'm just curious
ch EZ eman0 2: just kinda odd questions for such a laidback conversation
Some girl: i'm just weird
Some girl: and when i want to know something.. i just ask
ch EZ eman0 2: heh, apaprently
Some girl: even if its creepy
ch EZ eman0 2: at least you're not asking how well-endowed i am
Some girl: well not yet anyway
Some girl: haaaaaaaa
ch EZ eman0 2: i've made it a rule that that's on a 'come-to-know via experience deal
Some girl: oh thats lame
Some girl: are you going to answer my question? or should i just move on
ch EZ eman0 2: i don't really keep track of these things
ch EZ eman0 2: i mean, i liked you better than ‘whaley mcwhalerson’ *(name has been changed to protect the ugh)
ch EZ eman0 2: how's that?
Some girl: thats a given.
Some girl: hahahah
Some girl: im kidding
Some girl: but really
Some girl: well what do you think of me now???
ch EZ eman0 2: you ask weird questions
Some girl: you are a very difficult person to ask questions to
Some girl: lol
Some girl: no wa
Some girl: y
Some girl: i ask questions everyone thinks about, but never asks
ch EZ eman0 2: i'm a very difficult person to ask questions to
ch EZ eman0 2: i don't believe that. you haven't asked me if i want to have sex with you
ch EZ eman0 2: and uh
ch EZ eman0 2: that's always a question i want to ask someone
Some girl: well just ask it
Some girl: i would if i thought that
ch EZ eman0 2: yeah but i don't ask questions like that
ch EZ eman0 2: remember?
ch EZ eman0 2: that's your quirk
Some girl: well i'm awesome sometimes
ch EZ eman0 2: ok, i'll bite
ch EZ eman0 2: you wanna sleep with me?
Some girl: today? no thanks
ch EZ eman0 2: bummer
Some girl: sorry kirk, maybe next time
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Old 08-13-2007, 07:47 PM
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Nice try.
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Old 08-13-2007, 07:49 PM
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I think this one is kinda unique, because it seems like she completely initiated our conversation to begin with, strictly so she could tell me at some point she wasn't going to sleep with me.

Layers. All my rejections have layers.
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