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Old 02-12-2007, 08:18 AM
blackize blackize is offline
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Default Re: OT: STTF [censored] thread, February

Grundle, taint, or gooch are the words you are looking for.
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Old 02-12-2007, 08:18 AM
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6) pineapple, 100 buyin downswings are not going to be normal *over large stretches* *for players who continue to play well the whole time.* saying it is is pretty much garbagio.


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Dude, what are you talking about? Are you agreeing or not? If you are agreeing, what's this garbagio nonsense?

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7) pineapple, putting eagles on ignore doesn't sound like that bright of an idea to me.


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Like a give an F what some punk b!tch has to say about strategy, and I don't play STTs any more anyway. Eagles, Pudge, and bigt can go have ghey sex with each other for all I care. I understand they hang out together, which sounds just about right. They are the only regulars I have on ignore, for good reason.
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Old 02-12-2007, 08:20 AM
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but I did cut myself a couple of times in the space between the testicles and the anus (I think there's an anatomical term for that, but I'm too lazy to look it up), back in my personal training days.


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So can I assume all the personal trainers at my gym shave their taint on a regular basis for some reason? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]
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Old 02-12-2007, 08:21 AM
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what on earth would ever drive anyone to perform any activity that even risks an injury of this kind?

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Well, as a personal trainer, I had to shave down anyway. And you get started, and it's kind of hard to say "OK, I stop right there in that particular spot" when you are boning chicks left and right because of your general studliness. I mean, what if they are going down on you, and see a clump of ugly hair?

So it's just a risk you have to take. [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]
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Old 02-12-2007, 09:28 AM
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Has anyone ever watched The Scret? I just watched it then I attracted $450 into my poker account from noobs, maybe it works?

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what is The Scret ?
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Old 02-12-2007, 09:45 AM
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Default Re: OT: STTF [censored] thread, February

When I was in college (way back in 95ish), two of my roommates (Will and Ian) and I had a bet where the losers had to shave clean. Will won the bet and Ian and I had to shave. I did mine VVVERRRRYYYY carefully and made it though without any damage. Ian was a little less cautious in his approach.

He was in the bathroom shaving while the rest of us were in the living room watching TV. We heard him scream out in pain, then heard two loud bangs in rapid succession followed by utter silence. We knocked on the door to make sure he was ok but there was no response. Finally, we just opened the door to make sure he was ok.

Ian was lying naked and unconscious on the floor with his razor clutched tightly in his hand. Half his crotch was covered in shaving cream and the other half was shaved clean. He was bleeding onto the floor both from his head and from his right testicle.

The scream we'd heard was the yelp of pain from having cut his testicle while shaving. The first bump was the sound of his head hitting the bathroom counter after he feinted at the site of seeing his crotch bleeding. The second bump was the sound of Ian hitting the floor when he fell back.
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Old 02-12-2007, 10:32 AM
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Default Re: OT: STTF [censored] thread, February

Pictures speak a million words.

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Old 02-12-2007, 10:34 AM
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Default Re: OT: STTF [censored] thread, February

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im at the FT of a 22 mtt on stars right now....8/9 but i made it. search "Hypotron" if you wanna sweat.

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great stuff.
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Old 02-12-2007, 12:01 PM
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Default Re: OT: STTF [censored] thread, February

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Well somehow in the last 24 hours I've grinded back $2k of what I lost despite never having more than a $300 set. Just no losers. Kind of miraculous I guess. I really need to take a few days off.

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So Your saying you can win at the unlimited bet holdthem one table tournaments? Thats unpossible.

Seriously Congrats on this small victory dude.
Keep it up and stop getting so down on yourself
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Old 02-12-2007, 01:51 PM
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AND [censored] JUST TAKE A FEW DAYS OFF STOP [censored] TALKING ABOU TAKING A FEW DAYS OFF AND JUST DO IT.
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